Daily Chuckle

[greybeard]

A snowman that plays piano is called Meltin John...

 

[alacowman1]

Never give up..never surrender

 

[Warren Allison]

 

[coachg]

 

[wbvs58]

Yesterday was National Blondie Day. Most folks don't know what a blondie is (no, not the girl from the comics)

Do they call them that because most Blondes like their chocolate?

Ken

 

[Warren Allison]

 

[MurraysMutts]

 

[Ouachita]

 

[coachg]

 

[Travlr]

I'm bookin' a flight right NOW!!!

 

[coachg]

I'm bookin' a flight right NOW!!!

Think I'll wait and watch the movie .

 

[TexasJerseyMilker]

 

[TCRanch]

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Turbo lax!!!!! Still funny, never gets old!

 

[Ouachita]

You picked a fine time to leave me loose wheel……….

 

[MurraysMutts]

Turbo lax!!!!! Still funny, never gets old!

I don't know how I run into this stuff.....

 

[Travlr]

A very pregnant young lady got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat. This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. He seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested.

The case came up in court. The Judge asked the man (about 20 years old) what he had to say for himself.

The man replied...

"Well your Honor, it was like this: When the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition. She sat under a sweets sign that said, "The Double Mint Twins are Coming" and I grinned.

Then she moved and sat under a sign that said "Logan's Liniment will reduce the swelling", and I had to smile.

Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said "William's Big Stick Did the Trick", and I could hardly contain myself.

BUT, your Honor, when she moved for the fourth time and sat under the sign that said "Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this Accident"..

..I just lost it......."CASE DISMISSED!!"

 

[gman4691]

Shortly after Johannes Gutenberg invented the printing press, it told him, "You are running low on magenta."

 

[greybeard]

If they hadn't been a bunch of liberal thinkers, SNL would have placed the blame where it really belonged, right on Boeing.
It was not the door that flew off. It was a 'door plug', (a kind of fakedoor) which is like a blank where a door would be if the plane was a high capacity route that carried near full load of passengers. It was, as I understand it, Boeing and their typical Seattle axbackwards work culture that installed the plug, not Spirit Aero (built the fuselage) and not Alaska Air.
These are the fasteners that had to come loose for the plug to detach:
one each side top.
One each side bottom

 

[Warren Allison]

 

[coachg]

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I resemble that statement. My dad always said if you going to be dumb you got to be tough. Always been tough except when putting down my animals.