Daily Chuckle

[SBMF 2015]

 

[bbirder]

 

[coachg]

 

[Warren Allison]

 

[Named'em Tamed'em]

If I ordered an axe from France and had it shipped, I would have a foreign axe sent.

My girlfriend in college was a French gal, dang that accent!!

 

[Warren Allison]

 

[coachg]

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That and a light to read menus in dark restaurants .

 

[coachg]

Where did you see that? I really really would like to get one......

Not sure if this is the same site but I definitely need one of these !

 

[coachg]

Found it Jan

 

[Ouachita]

I need one of those shirts for my wife and I's anniversary.
When we were dating, she took me for introductions to her family. She introduced me as her new jar opener.
That's when I knew she would spend the rest of my life with her. I quickly told her audience that she was my new gate opener.
I have since perfected my jar opening skills with a get-r-done smile. She still opens gates with a lackadaisical attitude, and fans her hair while she latches it. What a woman!

 

[Warren Allison]

 

[alacowman1]

 

[alacowman1]

 

[wbvs58]

Not sure if this is the same site but I definitely need one of these ! View attachment 38721

The T shirt or what goes in it?

Ken

 

[Mountaintown Creek Ranch]

 

[coachg]

The T shirt or what goes in it?

Ken

I've been opening gates since I was 6 , so with over 60 years experience I think I deserve one . My 12 yr old granddaughter went with me last year ; she wanted to open a gate so I let her do an easy one . Bless her heart , she opened it , I drove through , and she closed it . Only problem she was still on the other side . Took her a second to realize what she did but we both got a big laugh She hasn't volunteered to open another one .

 

[Ouachita]

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That is bad. I'm going to show my wife. She loves this and will likely have a good comeback

 

[alacowman1]

That is bad. I'm going to show my wife. She loves this and will likely have a good comeback

Like , where you gonna sleep tonight ?

 

[TCRanch]

Not sure if this is the same site but I definitely need one of these ! View attachment 38721

Around here, it's Gate B*tch.

 

[Ouachita]

Like , where you gonna sleep tonight ?

Same place I always do; the recliner. I can't remember how many decades it took me to learn, but I finally figured out that it's easier to find my own way to hell.