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greybeard
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That is indeed a Fort and not a Fortress.
The difference between a Fort and a Fortress is that a Fortress has breastworks.
coachg
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greybeard
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Don't look.. naughtiness follows!
Good afternoon!! As I reported previously, (or is it 'previously reported?') Halloween is in full swing here in subdivision land and I'm a bit behind the curve due to circumstances completely within my control. I did however, get out the decorations, including Bill and Bob the new (soon to be) front porch hanging skeletons.
but as I found out this morning when I switched on the light, they are evidently Bill and Belinda and they've been misbehaving a little while wife and I slept. Belinda be such a slut and is very evidently heels over head in lust with Bill...
At least Bill showed a bit of modesty after the fact; Belinda the usual exhibitionist did not. Puts a whole new spin on the term Corpus Delicti (body of the crime) tho from the looks on their faces, it was completely consensual.
Good afternoon!! As I reported previously, (or is it 'previously reported?') Halloween is in full swing here in subdivision land and I'm a bit behind the curve due to circumstances completely within my control. I did however, get out the decorations, including Bill and Bob the new (soon to be) front porch hanging skeletons.
but as I found out this morning when I switched on the light, they are evidently Bill and Belinda and they've been misbehaving a little while wife and I slept. Belinda be such a slut and is very evidently heels over head in lust with Bill...
At least Bill showed a bit of modesty after the fact; Belinda the usual exhibitionist did not. Puts a whole new spin on the term Corpus Delicti (body of the crime) tho from the looks on their faces, it was completely consensual.
Dsth
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Last night the wife and I hit the sack a little earlier than usual because she said she had a hard day and was more tired than usual. As I laid there wide awake for several minutes, I rolled over a little closer to the wife and started giving her one of her favorite back rubs. Almost instantly she said "Oh that feels so good."
I soon started to slowly work around to some parts that were a little more interesting to me. As soon as she realized what my intentions were, she said in a somewhat stern voice "Don't even think about it, I have a Dr.s appointment tomorrow."
Well, I rolled back over to my side of the bed feeling a little rejected and disappointed. Suddenly I thought of plan "B" as they call it. I rolled back over a little closer to her and tapped her on the shoulder. In that same stern voice she asked, "Now what."
I asked, "You don't by chance have a dentist appointment tomorrow do you."
I soon started to slowly work around to some parts that were a little more interesting to me. As soon as she realized what my intentions were, she said in a somewhat stern voice "Don't even think about it, I have a Dr.s appointment tomorrow."
Well, I rolled back over to my side of the bed feeling a little rejected and disappointed. Suddenly I thought of plan "B" as they call it. I rolled back over a little closer to her and tapped her on the shoulder. In that same stern voice she asked, "Now what."
I asked, "You don't by chance have a dentist appointment tomorrow do you."
greybeard
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Halloween decorations all done here except for the work-in-progress on the sign for the front yard.
Cheap Candy Here. My neighbors have the expensive, rich chocolatey good stuff!
Cheap Candy Here. My neighbors have the expensive, rich chocolatey good stuff!
greybeard
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I woke up this morning only to find all my stuff had been stolen and replaced with exact duplicates.
If you believe in psychokinesis please raise my hand.
Anyone know off the top of their head, what the speed of dark is?
If your old farm truck could travel in excess of the speed of light, would your headlights work?
If you steal ideas from someone, it's plagiarism. If you steal from many, it's just research.
Ambition is simply a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.
If you believe in psychokinesis please raise my hand.
Anyone know off the top of their head, what the speed of dark is?
If your old farm truck could travel in excess of the speed of light, would your headlights work?
If you steal ideas from someone, it's plagiarism. If you steal from many, it's just research.
Ambition is simply a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.
coachg
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coachg
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greybeard
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Psychic Club Meeting:
Where __________
When _________
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence you even tried.
Where __________
When _________
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence you even tried.
WFfarm
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We found out Grampa is addicted to Viagara. No one's talking it harder than Gramma.
The other day my wife and I walked by a swanky new restaurant. She said, "Did you small that food? It smelled incredible."
Being the generous soul that I am I thought "What the heck? I'll treat her."
So we walked by it again.
Being the generous soul that I am I thought "What the heck? I'll treat her."
So we walked by it again.
This joke isn't for everyone...lol
Why is it "Iron-Man" and not "Fe-Male"?
Why is it "Iron-Man" and not "Fe-Male"?
Did you know it is illegal to laugh loudly in Hawaii?
You have to keep it to a low ha.
You have to keep it to a low ha.
Do you think every time Pavlov heard a bell he thought, "I have to feed my dog"?
I'm haunted by this question...hmmmmmm
I'm haunted by this question...hmmmmmm
My wife got tired of my puns and locked me out of the house.
So I sent her a text message that said, "Please oh pun the door."
So I sent her a text message that said, "Please oh pun the door."
