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[Ouachita]

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I looked at the wife in the joke and thought to myself, I recognize that expression, while laughing under my breath (I thought).
My darlin says "what are you laughing at?"
I learned a long time ago how to step around it, instead of in it; so rather than explain myself, I handed her the phone.

She laughed and said "I recognize that expression!"

 

[bbirder]

 

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Someone just might be a trekie.....
Always been a star wars fan.
Star trek is ok too i reckon. At least the original cast

 

[MurraysMutts]

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DAH DUN DUN. DAH DUN DUN. DAH DUN DUN DAH DUN DUNNNNNN

 

[MurraysMutts]

I stopped in a lil place I frequent the other day for a sweet tea. Used to be a buck. New owner raised prices to 3.49!!
Said he would still do refills on my mug (bought there) for 2 bucks tho.
Well, when I showed up with out my mug, the lil gal asked me where it was.
I told her my dishwasher broke it! I think I need a new dishwasher. She asked how that happened.
I just said idk. But she said she broke it!


Speaking of wife. She's mean!
Let's me know when and where I can sleep. My girlfriend is much easier going....


Ya'll know why women's feet are so much shorter than men's right?
It's an evolutionary thing......
Allows them to get much closer to the kitchen sink and stove top!!


How bout that @debbiea ?

 

[GoWyo]

I stopped in a lil place I frequent the other day for a sweet tea. Used to be a buck. New owner raised prices to 3.49!!
Said he would still do refills on my mug (bought there) for 2 bucks tho.
Well, when I showed up with out my mug, the lil gal asked me where it was.
I told her my dishwasher broke it! I think I need a new dishwasher. She asked how that happened.
I just said idk. But she said she broke it!


Speaking of wife. She's mean!
Let's me know when and where I can sleep. My girlfriend is much easier going....


Ya'll know why women's feet are so much shorter than men's right?
It's an evolutionary thing......
Allows them to get much closer to the kitchen sink and stove top!!


How bout that @debbiea ?

And you know why women's hands are smaller? So they can reach down into cups and glasses to get them clean.

 

[Warren Allison]

 

[Nesikep]

Now ask 42 if he's ever seen a real 8" or 5 1/4" floppy...

Yup.. I actually follow a youtube channel (Usagi Electric) that restores a lot of 70's computers.. I've never used 8" but I had a IBM XT with 5 1/4.. Never used tapes on a computer, I did use 8 tracks and cassettes

 

[MurraysMutts]

Knock knock..

Who's there?

IRON

IRON who?

IRON THESE DANG CLOTHES WOMAN!

 

[Bob-s]

 

[MurraysMutts]

How many men does it take to open a beer?
None.
It should be open by the time she brings it!

How many men does it take to change a light bulb?
None.
Let her cook in the dark!

Why are there no female astronauts on the moon?
Because it doesn't need cleaning yet!

One more then I'm outta here!

What do ya tell a woman with 2 black eyes?
Nothing.
Ya done told her twice!

 

[Ouachita]

I'll bet Murray's idea of a compliment is "You sure don't sweat much for a chubby gal".

 

[Nesikep]

 

[gman4691]

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oof

 

[gman4691]

Some people say it's impossible to make a vegetable pun. But that's not nessecelery so...