Don't forget Arkansas. We like to sport our azz crack, wife beater shirts, and a cigar with a couple inches of ash falling into our high-test.
Sounds like something my grandmother would have said. Being from the south, she maintained that women don't fart or sweat……..instead they whiffle and glisten.
My friend's wife called him at work one day and was having trouble with the yellow tractor type lawn sprinkler. Seems it would not move along the hose track like it was supposed to. He asked if she put it in gear with the little gear shift on top and she said she had. He asked her what gear and she said she put it in "N". Why "N" he asked and she said that was for "Normal". We have been getting a laugh out of that for years.
Hey, I'm offended. I represent that joke.
You forgot to add the donuts or sausage biscuits.Hey, I'm offended. I represent that joke.
My job: Grazing Specialist for the United States Department of Agriculture, Natural Resource Conservation Service (US government)