Daily Chuckle

[Named'em Tamed'em]

 

[greybeard]

In spite of internet media reports, JD usually still refers to green farm equipment and not the Mother Of All Bombs.


IH tho, no longer means International Harvester because nowadays, an international harvester is a migrant farmworker.

 

[greybeard]

(Well, I'm assuming it's a woman anyway. Ya never know nowadays..)

 

[Named'em Tamed'em]

 

[Ouachita]

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Don't forget Arkansas. We like to sport our azz crack, wife beater shirts, and a cigar with a couple inches of ash falling into our high-test.

 

[Named'em Tamed'em]

 

[SBMF 2015]

 

[SBMF 2015]

 

[SBMF 2015]

 

[Ouachita]

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Sounds like something my grandmother would have said. Being from the south, she maintained that women don't fart or sweat……..instead they whiffle and glisten.
I guess context is everything.

 

[GoWyo]

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My friend's wife called him at work one day and was having trouble with the yellow tractor type lawn sprinkler. Seems it would not move along the hose track like it was supposed to. He asked if she put it in gear with the little gear shift on top and she said she had. He asked her what gear and she said she put it in "N". Why "N" he asked and she said that was for "Normal". We have been getting a laugh out of that for years.

 

[coachg]

 

[Nesikep]

Momma of the year award

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[Warren Allison]

 

[Warren Allison]

 

[Jeanne - Simme Valley]

 

[branxchar&charx]

 

[Mark Reynolds]

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Hey, I'm offended. I represent that joke.

My job: Grazing Specialist for the United States Department of Agriculture, Natural Resource Conservation Service (US government)

 

[kenny thomas]

Hey, I'm offended. I represent that joke.

My job: Grazing Specialist for the United States Department of Agriculture, Natural Resource Conservation Service (US government)

You forgot to add the donuts or sausage biscuits.

 

[Travlr]