I can't put this anywhere else. Me and Bo the dog just got skunked again. I think it's the same rank bitch.
We were innocent creatures, just lying on our backs watching the orionids. Bo yelped. I gasped. My eyes couldn't see. We both ran to the truck and I drove back to the house.
I still taste it. Damn, second time this year, and the first time was my first time!
Wife says I'm a chick magnet. I've named the skunk bitch from hell "Chick".
We are going hunting tomorrow night. Chick will go to sleep in a proper heaven.