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Dave
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They send me a new phone book complete with yellow pages every year.But you can let your fingers do the walking..... well back in the day when yellow pages existed
coachg
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Have to think a little on this one 
kenny thomas
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I actually got a new phone book yesterday. First one in years. No longer have a house phone though.
Dave
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Have to have a land line. Cells don't work at my house. A lot of people out in the corners of this county in the same boat.
Got it. It did take a minute.Have to think a little on this one
wbvs58
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coachg
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This little piggy went to market , this little piggy stayed at home , this little piggy had roast beef,,,,,,,,
Lannie
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Have to think a little on this one
I did not see the "Arby's" on the window, or I would have got it sooner. But then I did! ROFL!
Same here, no cell service. Sometimes people that visit, if they have a full battery, can get a signal from the end of our driveway, but not always. So we (and everyone else around here) have a land line.
Mrcopier
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That was hilarious
gman4691
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Arby's...we have the feets! Not the best pun but it did cross my mind.
gman4691
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How do you measure the quality of my puns? A "sighs"-mograph!
gman4691
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Did you hear about the farm that produced camel milk? They shut down because of the chaos caused by camels running away and attacking people who tried to milk them, combined with legal disputes and a nasty divorce among the owners.
Yep. Turned out to be a real drama-dairy!
Yep. Turned out to be a real drama-dairy!
SBMF 2015
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SBMF 2015
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Named'em Tamed'em
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gman4691
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Researchers for the Massachusetts Turnpike Authority found over 200 dead crows near greater Boston recently, and there was concern that they may have died from Avian Flu.
A Bird Pathologist examined the remains of all the crows, and, to everyone's relief, confirmed the problem was definitely NOT Avian Flu. The cause of death appeared to be vehicular impacts. However, during the detailed analysis it was noted that varying colors of paints appeared on the bird's beaks and claws.
By analyzing these paint residues it was determined that 98% of the crows had been killed by impact with trucks, while only 2% were killed by an impact with a car.
MTA then hired an Ornithological Behaviorist to determine if there was a cause for the disproportionate percentages of truck kills versus car kills.
He very quickly concluded the cause: When crows eat road kill, they always have a look-out crow in a nearby tree to warn of impending danger.
They discovered that while all the lookout crows could shout "Cah", not a single one could shout "Truck."
A Bird Pathologist examined the remains of all the crows, and, to everyone's relief, confirmed the problem was definitely NOT Avian Flu. The cause of death appeared to be vehicular impacts. However, during the detailed analysis it was noted that varying colors of paints appeared on the bird's beaks and claws.
By analyzing these paint residues it was determined that 98% of the crows had been killed by impact with trucks, while only 2% were killed by an impact with a car.
MTA then hired an Ornithological Behaviorist to determine if there was a cause for the disproportionate percentages of truck kills versus car kills.
He very quickly concluded the cause: When crows eat road kill, they always have a look-out crow in a nearby tree to warn of impending danger.
They discovered that while all the lookout crows could shout "Cah", not a single one could shout "Truck."
Named'em Tamed'em
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greybeard
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An engineer?
greybeard
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Society is not fair. In my retirement, I've not been included.
I DEMAND INCLUSION!!!
Ya see, it's frowned upon to sleep in, that is, to get up late in the morning and people look at you as some lazy oaf, but 'early to bed' is praised upon.
I'm gonna start a new movement. ASM
All SLEEP MATTERS!!!
I DEMAND INCLUSION!!!
Ya see, it's frowned upon to sleep in, that is, to get up late in the morning and people look at you as some lazy oaf, but 'early to bed' is praised upon.
I'm gonna start a new movement. ASM
All SLEEP MATTERS!!!
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