Daily Chuckle

[Travlr]

groan button, groan button, I demand a groan button

Two vultures board an airplane, each carrying two dead raccoons. The stewardess looks at them and says, "I'm sorry, gentlemen, only one carrion allowed per passenger."

Groan button, groan button, I demand a groan button...

 

[Lannie]

Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused Novocain during a root canal? He wanted to transcend dental medication.

Two vultures board an airplane, each carrying two dead raccoons. The stewardess looks at them and says, "I'm sorry, gentlemen, only one carrion allowed per passenger."

Are you getting these from Greybeard? 'Fess up!

I also demand a groan button.

 

[greybeard]

Two vultures board an airplane, each carrying two dead raccoons. The stewardess looks at them and says, "I'm sorry, gentlemen, only one carrion allowed per passenger."

I once lived a couple of miles from a town in Louisiana whose name meant vulture.
Carencro=carrion crow.
Interesting story behind the name:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carencro,_Louisiana

 

[Warren Allison]

 

[Son of Butch]

Are you getting these from Greybeard? 'Fess up!

I complain about the bad puns... but confess I do read them daily. lol

 

[greybeard]

Just for that............

What did Spartacus say when the lion killed his wife?

Nothing. He was gladiator.

While I was on vacation, I once enjoyed a milkshake on the rim of the Grand Canyon.
It was ledgendairy.

 

[CowboyRam]

I wish it was that simple

 

[Bob-s]

I think we need more jackets......LOL

 

[Son of Butch]

Looks a little bit like Ted Cruz, would be funnier with actual photo of Trump.

 

[gman4691]

Are you getting these from Greybeard? 'Fess up!

I also demand a groan button.

You ain't seen nothin' yet….they better get that groan button soon

 

[gman4691]

Two fish were swimming along and ran into a concrete wall. One fish said to the other , "Dam!".

 

[gman4691]

A couple of priests in Ireland were having financial problems at their church. One day they decided to open a florist shop to raise money. It was a resounding success. Everyone liked to do business with them. However, local florist saw a significant drop in business. He wrote the friars and asked them to shut down or he would be ruined. They wrote back that they were doing the Lord's work and would continue to do so. Next he visited them and explained that they had an unfair advantage. Still they refused the close up shop. So the man hired Hugh MacTaggart, a mean and nasty local ruffian to pay them a "visit". Hugh went over and beat the priests up and wrecked their shop. The friars then closed up their shop proving that Hugh, and only Hugh, can prevent florist friars.

 

[Ouachita]

It'sa lookin like you got some competition there greybeard

 

[Lannie]

Just for that............

What did Spartacus say when the lion killed his wife?

Nothing. He was gladiator.

OMG, grooooaaaannnnnnnn!

A couple of priests in Ireland were having financial problems at their church. One day they decided to open a florist shop to raise money. It was a resounding success. Everyone liked to do business with them. However, local florist saw a significant drop in business. He wrote the friars and asked them to shut down or he would be ruined. They wrote back that they were doing the Lord's work and would continue to do so. Next he visited them and explained that they had an unfair advantage. Still they refused the close up shop. So the man hired Hugh MacTaggart, a mean and nasty local ruffian to pay them a "visit". Hugh went over and beat the priests up and wrecked their shop. The friars then closed up their shop proving that Hugh, and only Hugh, can prevent florist friars.

Double groooooaaaaannnnn!!

 

[Warren Allison]

 

[Named'em Tamed'em]

Tinkerbell and her sister Taco Bell

 

[Mrcopier]

Tinkerbell and her sister Taco BellView attachment 30048

Now that made me LOL

 

[greybeard]

me too!!

 

[greybeard]

I invented a thought controlled air freshener.
'ridiculous' you say?

It makes scents when you think about it...

Bruce Lee had a vegan brother.
Broko Lee..

What is hairy on the outside and soft and wet on the inside?

a coconut.

 

[Son of Butch]

What is hairy on the outside and soft and wet on the inside?

A bunny, kitten or puppy whichever you find most adorable