Son of Butch
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Yup, throw away your frito pies and buy a pallet of pepsi to pour out. That'll teach them
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farmerjan
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Travlr
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Son of Butch
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If you saw cows playing cards are you sure it was the cows that were high?
Travlr
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MurraysMutts
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That's a @greybeard groaner!
greybeard
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Why is it called a Baby Changing Station if you always leave with the same baby you walked in with?
The tongue weighs little but few can hold it.
The tongue weighs little but few can hold it.
been there...that stuff is rough
Wild Mountain was the one I was thinking of...been a loooong time...memory plays tricks
CowboyRam
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What do you call an alligator in a vest? An Investigator.
What do you call a bear without teeth? A gummy bear.
What do you call a bear without teeth? A gummy bear.
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greybeard
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I guess I don't get that one..
What are 'now teeth'?
Travlr
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In most cases it would be a "brain" fart. In this case... a bruin fart.
A priest, a rabbi and a minister are in a bar…
Talk get around to how they handle their respective donations from the collection plates.
"Well," says the priest, "to be fair, I draw a chalk circle on the floor, and toss all the money in the air. What falls inside the circle goes to the Lord; what lands outside, I keep."
The minister nods appreciatively. "Very similar here - but what lands in the circle, I keep. Still rather fair, I think."
Then they both look at the rabbi who has remained silent. "So, how do you divvy up the church donations?"
"Eh… I don't go for all that stuff with chalk circles. I just throw the money up in the air and what the Lord wants, he takes."
Talk get around to how they handle their respective donations from the collection plates.
"Well," says the priest, "to be fair, I draw a chalk circle on the floor, and toss all the money in the air. What falls inside the circle goes to the Lord; what lands outside, I keep."
The minister nods appreciatively. "Very similar here - but what lands in the circle, I keep. Still rather fair, I think."
Then they both look at the rabbi who has remained silent. "So, how do you divvy up the church donations?"
"Eh… I don't go for all that stuff with chalk circles. I just throw the money up in the air and what the Lord wants, he takes."
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Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused Novocain during a root canal? He wanted to transcend dental medication.
Bob-s
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Son of Butch
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groan button, groan button, I demand a groan button
CowboyRam
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Two vultures board an airplane, each carrying two dead raccoons. The stewardess looks at them and says, "I'm sorry, gentlemen, only one carrion allowed per passenger."
