Man, you guys fall for anything. Did your mothers inherit lifetime subscriptions of the Globe or the National Enquirer from grandma?
Sweet Jesus, I can't unsee that!!! I'm torn between
Bonsma might argue that is a sign of masculinity and a well-functioning endocrine system. Pretty is as pretty does . . .Sweet Jesus, I can't unsee that!!! I'm torn between
I called my doctor and told him I broke my leg in 2 places.
He told me to stop going to those places...............
An old man goes to the doc and tells him "I'm having trouble peein"When my father was at the doctor's office he raised his arm up until his elbow was higher than his shoulder. He told the doctor it hurt when he did that. The doctor's reply was "Well then don't do that."
When my Dad asked about the double vision, his eye doc told him the same thing, I guess trying to be funny. He was colorblind in his "given" eye.True story, I asked an eye specialist about my double vision and her only suggestion was to close one eye.
Ken
I'd like to know the other things he dare not say, I thought he covered them all.A priest sat on a step next to a drunk that was struggling to read a newspaper.
Suddenly, with a slurred voice, the drunk asked the priest, "Do you know what arthritis is?"
The parish priest took the opportunity to lecture the drunk and replied, "It's a disease caused by sinful and unruly life: excess consumption of alcohol, drugs, marijuana, crack, and certainly lost women, prostitutes, promiscuity, sex, binges, and other things I dare not say."
The drunk widened his eyes, shut up, and continued reading the newspaper.
A little later the priest, thinking that he had been too hard on the drunk, tried to be more sympathetic, "How long have you had arthritis?"
"I don't have arthritis! It says here in the paper that the Pope has it."
Knowing those "other things" might prove a good blueprint for your weekend plans.I'd like to know the other things he dare not say, I thought he covered them all.
Ken
I can relate...I have one of the "Back Forty" calendars hanging on the bulletin board above my desk. This month's cartoon shows an old lady and her husband in a ragged old pickup. A patrolman has them pulled over, and the wife is saying "You darn tootin' I'm speeding! We got to get there before we forget where we're going!"
I have reached the age where this kinda makes sense.