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Named'em Tamed'em
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Probably should have taken him to the veterinarian!!
greybeard
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At least he didn't end up as a wall mount.........
Rafter S
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Lol!
When my daughter was 3 and my son was 6 mos maybe. Their mother was at work and I got a call that we had cattle out. No choice they had to go with. I rolled the truck window down a little and told my daughter she had to stay with the baby.
It was a group of yrling hfrs that were out and they had no desire to go back in. After a long time and a lot of yelling they finally decided they had had enough and went back to their lot.
I had just sat down in the truck and my daughter said "Wow, they were really F@cking C^nts weren't they dad?"
We had a long talk about "farm talk" and that we don't repeat it.
When my cousin and his wife's first child was very small (she's about 20 now) I was over at their house for something or other. Frank was holding the baby while we were talking, and he used an adult word, as he often did. His wife jumped all over him. "Watch your language!! Damn, Frank!!"
She never realized that she'd just done what she was getting onto him for.
Big Creek
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Family poker night, my mom and I were the last two standing after many raises back and forth. Finally ( with the biggest pot of the night at stake) we showed our hands and I had the winning hand. My dear sweet momma looked straight at me and said, you son of a b*tch. When she realized what she had said, we all rolled in the floor laughing.
coachg
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Mrcopier
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