Daily Chuckle

[coachg]

This IS my job...... (oh how far I have fallen).. but if I had a different job, everyone would be telling me "Don't quit your day job"

I was going to cook an alligator once but realized I only have a croc pot......

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I have one of those gravy boats in my shooting houses . Think me and grandpa used them for the same thing .

 

[greybeard]

According to a survey, 6 out of 7 dwarfs are Not Happy..

 

[MurraysMutts]

According to a survey, 6 out of 7 dwarfs are Not Happy..

That one reminds me of the car wreck the other day!

Dang midget got out of the car cussing and swearing. Came straight up to me and said....

I'm not happy!

I said o really? Which one are you??

 

[Travlr]

According to a survey, 6 out of 7 dwarfs are Not Happy..

That's sick...

That's why it's funny.

 

[Warren Allison]

 

[greybeard]

not to be trite, but a single letter missing changes every thing.




On another note......
If the world suddenly changed to stick shifts and cursive overnight, it would cripple an entire generation..

 

[wbvs58]

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They don't make the openings in those things big enough for me.

 

[MurraysMutts]

They don't make the openings in those things big enough for me.

2 guys were hanging around admiring their horses. One says to the other.
Hey, I'll bet 100 I can make your horse and laugh and cry!
Other guy says, your on!

Guy walks over to the horse and whispers in his ear....
The horse LAUGHS AND LAUGHS AND LAUGHS!

2ND guys says
I'll be! How'd ya do that? But your only halfway there pard..

1ST guy says
I just told him my junk is bigger than his.
Now hold on cuz I'm gonna show him........

 

[Named'em Tamed'em]

 

[Named'em Tamed'em]

 

[coachg]

 

[greybeard]

My wife is such a bad driver that the Garmin GPS doesn't speak.
It prays..

 

[greybeard]

A man and his friend had been shootin the bull outside, about to go inside at their local barn on sale day. One of the guys is about to open the door when he sees a long funeral procession appear on the road next to the barn. He stops in mid-step, takes off his hat, closes his eyes, and bows down in prayer.
His friend says: "Wow, that is the most thoughtful and touching thing I have ever seen. You truly are a kind man."
The man then replies: "Yeah, well I'm gonna miss her; we were married 35 years."

Two women were fighting bitterly for the last seat on a bus...
The tour guide tried to intervene but it was no use.
Finally, from up the front, the driver said, "Just let the ugly one have it!"
It got very quiet and both women remained standing for the rest of the trip.

 

[Mountaintown Creek Ranch]

 

[Son of Butch]

Browsing old postings I found this gem from CattleAnnie in 2006.

She was sorting through frozen turkeys at the grocery store,
unable to find one large enough for her family she asked a stock boy,
"Do these turkeys get any bigger?"
The stock boy replied, "No ma'am, they're dead."

 

[Rafter S]

 

[Warren Allison]

 

[coachg]

Don't forget backs !

 

[coachg]

 

[coachg]