24 Hrs

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Feb 24, 2004
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>>Paul returned from a doctor's visit one day and told his wife Alma that
>>the doctor said he only had 24 hours to live. Wiping away her tears, he
>>asked her to make love with him. Of course she agreed, and they made
>>passionate love.
>>Six hours later, Paul went to her again, and said, "Honey, now I only have
>>18 hours left to live. Maybe we could make love again?" Alma agrees and
>>again they make love.
>>Later, Paul is getting into bed when he realized he now had only eight
>>hours of life left. He touched Alma's shoulder and said, "Honey? Please?
>>Just one more time before I die." She agreed, than afterward she rolled
>>over and fell asleep.
>>Paul, however, heard the clock ticking in his head, and he tossed and
>>turned until he was down to only four more hours. He tapped his wife on
>>the shoulder to wake her up. "Honey, I only have four hours left! Could
>>His wife sat up abruptly, turned to him and said, "Listen Paul, I have to
>>get up in the morning AND YOU DON'T!"