Crowderfarms
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Uncle Crowder's got to have that talk with your Wife. She knows I would'nt get you in trouble. :shock: :shock: :shock:
Crowderfarms":32qaa2zj said:Uncle Crowder's got to have that talk with your Wife. She knows I would'nt get you in trouble. :shock: :shock: :shock:
so she done been after you with the cast iron skillet.an layed it upside your head huh.crowder im single.ill go into hooters for you.an make sure its safe for you an paint.warpaint":koyerj0f said:bigbull338":koyerj0f said:when you send paint into the yopless bar.better put a chain on his leg so you can dragg him out if the ladies boyfriends jumps on him.lAlice":koyerj0f said:Ya' finally got the plans! Good!
Now you won't have to be countin' holes in Ritz crackers...
Alice
If the wife wont let me go to Hooters, what makes you think I could go to a topless bar?
warpaint":191e7amg said:bigbull338":191e7amg said:when you send paint into the yopless bar.better put a chain on his leg so you can dragg him out if the ladies boyfriends jumps on him.lAlice":191e7amg said:Ya' finally got the plans! Good!
Now you won't have to be countin' holes in Ritz crackers...
Alice
curtis":1u204hjr said:warpaint":1u204hjr said:bigbull338":1u204hjr said:when you send paint into the yopless bar.better put a chain on his leg so you can dragg him out if the ladies boyfriends jumps on him.lAlice":1u204hjr said:Ya' finally got the plans! Good!
Now you won't have to be countin' holes in Ritz crackers...
Alice
If the wife wont let me go to Hooters, what makes you think I could go to a topless bar?[/quote
Paint, babies are involved, surely she,ll understand.
bigbull338":1gmtbjrc said:so she done been after you with the cast iron skillet.an layed it upside your head huh.crowder im single.ill go into hooters for you.an make sure its safe for you an paint.warpaint":1gmtbjrc said:bigbull338":1gmtbjrc said:when you send paint into the yopless bar.better put a chain on his leg so you can dragg him out if the ladies boyfriends jumps on him.lAlice":1gmtbjrc said:Ya' finally got the plans! Good!
Now you won't have to be countin' holes in Ritz crackers...
Alice
If the wife wont let me go to Hooters, what makes you think I could go to a topless bar?
be there time you get the feedstore shut fpr the nite.lololololCrowderfarms":1ttoy9sb said:bigbull338":1ttoy9sb said:so she done been after you with the cast iron skillet.an layed it upside your head huh.crowder im single.ill go into hooters for you.an make sure its safe for you an paint.warpaint":1ttoy9sb said:bigbull338":1ttoy9sb said:when you send paint into the yopless bar.better put a chain on his leg so you can dragg him out if the ladies boyfriends jumps on him.lAlice":1ttoy9sb said:Ya' finally got the plans! Good!
Now you won't have to be countin' holes in Ritz crackers...
Alice
If the wife wont let me go to Hooters, what makes you think I could go to a topless bar?
I'm ready Bigbull. What time you pickin us up?
aplusmnt":2ycuwnjo said:Crowderfarms":2ycuwnjo said:Frankly, The Boy has too much time on his hands. The Ritz Cracker thing,boredom settin' in, etc. I'm beginning to worry about him a little...Anyone out there have a job opening for him?
My Uncle Hugh thought bout' hiring him but the "Girls" are worried with his Smoking, he may have diminished Lung capacity for the job. Ya'll help me out here.
We have ice everywhere, a Janitors nightmare. Send Warpaint out and I can put him to work. But hurry need him before the minimum wage hike, I would not be able to afford him then :lol: Might even find a few toilets for him to clean. ;-)
Gale Seddon":1afpxct3 said:aplusmnt":1afpxct3 said:Crowderfarms":1afpxct3 said:Frankly, The Boy has too much time on his hands. The Ritz Cracker thing,boredom settin' in, etc. I'm beginning to worry about him a little...Anyone out there have a job opening for him?
My Uncle Hugh thought bout' hiring him but the "Girls" are worried with his Smoking, he may have diminished Lung capacity for the job. Ya'll help me out here.
We have ice everywhere, a Janitors nightmare. Send Warpaint out and I can put him to work. But hurry need him before the minimum wage hike, I would not be able to afford him then :lol: Might even find a few toilets for him to clean. ;-)
aplus, what with the crackers and toilet cleaning, might be a potential new employee for you here....
http://www.wtopnews.com/?nid=456&sid=1034913
warpaint":ivlxacpk said:Mr. Clean, I wouldn't get outta bed for minimum wage, much less clean a toilet!! :roll:
warpaint":17hcftfk said:As a matter of fact, this is my own latest invention!
Now I can tour the job site and not lose contact with important clients.
Gotta come up with a strong enough battery pack, these extension cords are killin me. :roll: