Running Arrow Bill
Well-known member
You Know You're A True Texan When:
- 1. Sushi is considered bait.
2. Bagels are considered hockey pucks.
3. Bagels with cream cheese are considered spoiled hockey pucks.
4. The seven food groups are: Chicken fried steak, fried chicken, beer, BBQ, Potatoes, Coffee, Catfish
5. You consider breeding another Texan is "Line breeding"
6. Two Yankees breeding is called "Inbreeding"
7. John and Hillary are considered Sale Barn material
8. SUV's are considered urban soccer mom vehicles
9. Dirty pickup trucks are considered farm and ranch vehicles
10. Lawyers, Politicians, and similar are considered ... you finish the sentence....
11. Your handgun, rifle, and shotgun are your first 3 tools you buy
12. You realize that the Republic of Texas law (still on the books) gives Texans the right to form their own country
13. You feel a small time horse "rancher" with a $50,000 dually and a $75,000 aluminun trailer and a $500,000 house may have earned his/her money via questionable means
14. Fences are your God Given Right
15. You drink water out of your yard faucet or hose (or running creek) and put bottled water in your steam iron
16. Wearing designer jeans and a hat with a feather in it would make people wonder about your "lifestyle."
17. Always seen with clean boots (no mud or manure) says that you don't do any work
18. You don't take a shower or put on clean clothes when you "go to town" to get something
19. You wave at strangers
20. If a predator comes on your farm or ranch land, you shoot, shovel, and shut up.