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Welcome people who couldn’t get into "Shrek 2”.


"Shrek 2” made $104 million this weekend. That is the most money taken in on one weekend since John Kerry’s honeymoon.


I heard today that John Kerry and President Bush may be getting together soon. The bad news, it’s to ride bicycles together.


Did you hear about this? President Bush fell off his bicycle this weekend. What’s really sad, it was a stationary bike.


Actually, on Saturday, President Bush fell off his mountain bike down at his ranch in Texas. You know, a couple of weeks ago John Kerry fell off his bike. Doesn’t this make you miss President Clinton? That guy, he could ride anything without falling off.


Did you see Bush with all those cuts? He looked like he just went on a date with Bobby Brown.


First Kerry, now Bush, you know if Ralph Nader could just stay away from sporting equipment for the next 4 or 5 months, he could win this election by default.


Actually, Bush’s bike accident was different from John Kerry’s accident: Bush fell when he tried turning too hard to the right; Kerry fell when he kept switching gears.
 

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