Compliments of Cattle Annie
Three young women are at a cocktail party. Their talk turns
> to their position in life, and it's clear that they are trying to one-up
> each other.
>
> The first woman says, "My husband is taking me to the French
> Riviera for two weeks," and then looks at the others with a superior
> demeanour.
>
> The second woman says, "Well, my husband just bought me a
> new Mercedes," and looks about with considerable pride.
>
> The third woman says, "Well, to be perfectly honest with
> you, we don't have much money and we don't have any material
> possessions. But thirteen canaries can stand shoulder to shoulder on my
> husband's erect penis."
>
> The first woman looks shamefaced and says, "Girls, I've got
> a confession to make. I was just trying to impress you. We're not really
> going to the French Riviera. We're going to my parent's house for two
> weeks."
>
> The second woman says, "Your honesty has shamed me. To be
> honest, my husband didn't buy me a Mercedes. He bought me a Ford."
>
> "Well," the third woman says, "I also have a confession to
> make. Canary number thirteen has to stand on one leg."
Three young women are at a cocktail party. Their talk turns
> to their position in life, and it's clear that they are trying to one-up
> each other.
>
> The first woman says, "My husband is taking me to the French
> Riviera for two weeks," and then looks at the others with a superior
> demeanour.
>
> The second woman says, "Well, my husband just bought me a
> new Mercedes," and looks about with considerable pride.
>
> The third woman says, "Well, to be perfectly honest with
> you, we don't have much money and we don't have any material
> possessions. But thirteen canaries can stand shoulder to shoulder on my
> husband's erect penis."
>
> The first woman looks shamefaced and says, "Girls, I've got
> a confession to make. I was just trying to impress you. We're not really
> going to the French Riviera. We're going to my parent's house for two
> weeks."
>
> The second woman says, "Your honesty has shamed me. To be
> honest, my husband didn't buy me a Mercedes. He bought me a Ford."
>
> "Well," the third woman says, "I also have a confession to
> make. Canary number thirteen has to stand on one leg."
