This weeks shopper

[MistyMorning]

A couple of adds in the local free want ads this week...

FREE rocks you pick off pile. (what a bargain!)

For Sale, male and female ferrets, neutered, $250.00. (I spend way too much time now eradicating rodents)

For sale, ab machine, out of box and assembled, never used, too lazy. (I like this one!)

What's for sale in your world this week?

 

[ga.prime]

Eight (8) Annette Funicello teddy bears for sale. Like new.

 

[john250]

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/se ... 04942.html

 

[MO_cows]

Some kid came in the office this week, going door to door with some kind of coupon book for Domino's pizza he wanted to sell for $12. I had him out of here in seconds.

 

[ga.prime]

For Sale, male and female ferrets, neutered, $250.00. (I spend way too much time now eradicating rodents)

In my local shoppers guide "Sugar Gliders $50". Not sure, but I think they're rodents.

 

[ga.prime]

LIGHTED NEON SIGN - Day Spa - 14 feet long very nice! $300.

 

[MistyMorning]

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sea/1571804942.html

Cracked me up!

Some kid came in the office this week, going door to door with some kind of coupon book for Domino's pizza he wanted to sell for $12. I had him out of here in seconds.

Probably yet another "school fundraiser".

In my local shoppers guide "Sugar Gliders $50". Not sure, but I think they're rodents.

Lammie might be interested in that flying rat.

 

[ga.prime]

In my local shoppers guide "Sugar Gliders $50". Not sure, but I think they're rodents.

Lammie might be interested in that flying rat.

I wonder if Lammie thinks $50 is a reasonble price.

 

[Lammie]

You could not give me a herd of those things. They smell. I could have taken care of the thing if it hadn't been for the smell. Pip was endearing in a strange sort of way. And he ate leftovers, which is always a good thing. They eat everything, and the stuff they don't like you know about because they spit it all over the walls.

 

[MistyMorning]

You could not give me a herd of those things. They smell. I could have taken care of the thing if it hadn't been for the smell. Pip was endearing in a strange sort of way. And he ate leftovers, which is always a good thing. They eat everything, and the stuff they don't like you know about because they spit it all over the walls.

OMG! :shock:

 

[ga.prime]

What does a sugar glider even look like?

Some guy has an olive tree for sale in the shoppers guide. I love olives, I'm interested, so I called the guy. Naturally, he doesn't answer so I left a message for him to call if he's still got the olive tree. I thought you had to live in Greece or Spain or somewhere like that to grow olives. No call back yet. Guy sounded like a yankee on the answering machine.

 

[MistyMorning]

What does a sugar glider even look like?

http://www.sugar-gliders.com/images/glide.jpg

Some guy has an olive tree for sale in the shoppers guide. I love olives, I'm interested, so I called the guy. Naturally, he doesn't answer so I left a message for him to call if he's still got the olive tree. I thought you had to live in Greece or Spain or somewhere like that to grow olives. No call back yet. Guy sounded like a yankee on the answering machine.

$%&@#2^$%$&!!!! Yanks! :nod:

 

[ga.prime]

Thanks for the link! Looks like a flying squirrel.

 

[Lammie]

Thanks for the link! Looks like a flying squirrel.

Smells like death... and pee.

 

[ALACOWMAN]

Thanks for the link! Looks like a flying squirrel.

Smells like death... and pee.

sounds great,, make a good pet for my neighbors

 

[Lammie]

And indeed I have found that a certain type of person tends to own herds of sugar gliders. Those who do not mind the smell of pee... One of those little suckers can stink up a room. I can't feature what, say six of them could do.

I can't say anything. My house smells of deal rodent. My after work project is to look under the sofas in the den and find said deadness. It has a mighty stink. I always get mice in Fall.

 

[ALACOWMAN]

years ago my uncle got a ferrett,, what the h@ll.... its like turning a varmint loose in your home..

 

[Lammie]

years ago my uncle got a ferrett,, what the h@ll.... its like turning a varmint loose in your home..

I remember when those were popular. My friend Olivia had one. It was like a beast. Never really tamed down. My science teacher had one and it could unlock it's cage, get into everything, crawl to the bottem of a milk bottle... It was like an unruly child. They didn't have kids, though, so this was like having the worst ADHD child you can imagine.

At least they can't talk.

 

[ALACOWMAN]

the folks that get me are the snake people, with the pythons and boa constrictor... they all act the same,,,, the people i mean :cowboy:

 

[Angus Cowman]

and she said "I don't like spiders and snake and that ain't what it takes to love me"