The Texas thread

[john250]

That's ok...this just in...Crowder and his cronies have been outed. Hobby farmers gotta make a little bit of money on the side...so they've taken to doing gigs...

Now, who would want "that" in the Lincoln bedroom...

alice

This is so wrong, on so many levels. :roll:

 

[backhoeboogie]

Alice is going to set the Wright Amendment right. Right off the bat.

And there is some really good news for Texans, but kind of bad news for Arkansas. She's going to make Jerry Jones go back home, and he's taking T.O. with him.

We are going to get the Cowboys back. Now ya'll might try to go claiming them again as "America's Team" or such again, and that's okay, ole Landry taught us good about lettin others take credit.

Just think about it. With T.O. gone and Jerry back in Arkansas, I can start watching television on Sunday afternoons again.

 

[MillIronQH]

I'll have you know that those gentlemen are all fine upstanding family men that dress like they do to protest pornography in middle America.

You know Alice maybe you should appoint Redfornow your campaign chairman for Kentucky.Z

 

[backhoeboogie]

You know Alice maybe you should appoint Redfornow your campaign chairman for Kentucky.Z

Is Redfornow squeaky clean?

 

[Alice]

You know Alice maybe you should appoint Redfornow your campaign chairman for Kentucky.Z

Is Redfornow squeaky clean?

Yeah, as long as you take the "q" outta squeaky...he'll pass in TN...

Alice

 

[Alice]

Alice is going to set the Wright Amendment right. Right off the bat.

And there is some really good news for Texans, but kind of bad news for Arkansas. She's going to make Jerry Jones go back home, and he's taking T.O. with him.

We are going to get the Cowboys back. Now ya'll might try to go claiming them again as "America's Team" or such again, and that's okay, ole Landry taught us good about lettin others take credit.

Just think about it. With T.O. gone and Jerry back in Arkansas, I can start watching television on Sunday afternoons again.

Oh yeah, Jerry Jones is outta here! I've been talking to Jimmy Johnson...he might be willin' to come back...if there's the promise that wind will not muss up his "do."

Alice

 

[backhoeboogie]

Oh yeah, Jerry Jones is outta here! I've been talking to Jimmy Johnson...he might be willin' to come back...if there's the promise that wind will not muss up his "do."

Alice

Jimmy is from Port Arthur, TX. That's Caustic neck of the woods.

 

[MillIronQH]

Heck if he's to clean he'll scare off the voters. We have to kind of ease that part in on them. They're just not used to honest upright politicians.Z

 

[backhoeboogie]

Alice won't stand for a shady past working in her campaign. She is appealing to the decent honest hard working folks.

 

[backhoeboogie]

We're going to coin a $50 gold piece. "In God we trust" in bold letters right above Alice's face with God underlined. We're going to get a long horn and the lone star on the tail side of the coin.

 

[MillIronQH]

We're going to coin a $50 gold piece. "In God we trust" in bold letters right above Alice's face with God underlined. We're going to get a long horn and the lone star on the tail side of the coin.

I don't think your supposed to use a living person on money but how 'bout ole Sam Rayburn? I know he wasn't a president but the presidents all said Yes Sir and No Sir to him.Z

 

[Alice]

Sam Rayburn is an excellent choice for the coin...in fact a whole new commorative coin set is being designed by the engravers housed in the Walls Unit in Huntsville. Ann Richards will grace the $10 gold piece and Clayton Williams will be shown sitting by the campfire on the nickle plated penny.

This set will be displayed at the Texas Prison Museum, and gifted to all attendees who have made a generous donation to the campaign. All attendees not making a donation will be able to actually sit in Old Sparky and gently encouraged to donate to this great cause. Our former governor was asked to attend, but having pardoned the White House Thanksgiving Turkey felt as tho he needed to politically distance himself from his old friend, Old Sparky.

Dress is casual, but we ask that there be no tank tops, flip flops, muscle shirts, side arms, long arms, or sawed offs.

Alice

 

[Crowderfarms]

I woulda thunked ya'll would use Pee Wee Herman since he was in that movie when he went to the Alamo.

That reason and MillIron keeps sending me pics of Pee Wee, and asking me if I think him and his "Son" look alike...

 

[Crowderfarms]

Why he just dropped in.... I'll be danged. Backhoe, MillIron must be doin' just about right buyin his Boy nice clothes.Such a model Texan.

 

[redfornow]

First of all I already have a possition with the "other" party.
But if Alice is running, well I just cant say no.

I am not "clean" by any means, that makes me perfect for this job as handling the nasties from tenn call for an all out assault.

Also with a posse like CB, wewild and Z. I think we can win one way or another....

MD

ps our stand will be for that of the cattle industry and its great enemies? :shock:

 

[Alice]

First of all I already have a possition with the "other" party.
But if Alice is running, well I just cant say no.

I am not "clean" by any means, that makes me perfect for this job as handling the nasties from tenn call for an all out assault.

Also with a posse like CB, wewild and Z. I think we can win one way or another....

MD

ps our stand will be for that of the cattle industry and its great enemies?

Which, if I remember correctly, would be ME :shock: ...and my little fat dog. ;-)

Alice

 

[Alice]

Whoooooweeeeee! This just in...T. Cullen Davis has asked to join the campaign. He says he really didn't destroy his collection of religious artifacts and wants to donate them! Things are looking up!

Alice

 

[backhoeboogie]

Why he just dropped in.... I'll be danged. Backhoe, MillIron must be doin' just about right buyin his Boy nice clothes.Such a model Texan.

If you put some horse turds in his pocket, he might just smell like a cowboy. Surely he is going to appeal to the Dallas voters or something. Kind of behind the scenes you know.

You're gonna have to straighten out that left foot. And trim those ears of his, if it doesn't "deflate" his ego too much.

 

[jw]

Hey BackHoe -

Now we have as many pages and as many replies as the Tennessee thread.

Congratulations!!!!

Onward and upward, we have overcome.....

 

[backhoeboogie]

Hey BackHoe -

Now we have as many pages and as many replies as the Tennessee thread.

Congratulations!!!!

Onward and upward, we have overcome.....

Oh but we're just getting started. We have even begun to discuss Alice's solutions to all the problems.

She's been on the phone with AhNold. AhNold done chartered a Jet. Alice is going to go up to the Mingus HonkyTonks on a Saturday night and sign up them boys for a trip, vacation like, to the west coast. I'm going to have pity on any man in California not wearing Wranglers.

This measure doesn't need any action from Congress or the Senate.