The Texas thread

[Crowderfarms]

You know, I've been readin' all this stuff about Durocs and pretty Durocs and I've been wonderin'. How do you tell the pretty ones from the ugly ones?

Then it hit me, the ugly ones live in Tenn and the pretty ones live in Texas. (Or was it the other way around?)

Also, are yawl being prejudice against Poland Chinas or Hamshires?

First off the I.D. process is quite simple.Take any of the above out for a wonderful evening of Lean Cuisine and a VHS. If she makes a "Pig" outta herself, you've got a winner!

My Aunt Alice taught me this as a youngster.She's a model "Texan" Gal.

Personally, through trial and error, I have profoundly aquired a taste for the fine "Cross Hog" called a Blue Butt.

Did Ya'll know Alice is running for President?

 

[Alice]

You know, I've been readin' all this stuff about Durocs and pretty Durocs and I've been wonderin'. How do you tell the pretty ones from the ugly ones?

Then it hit me, the ugly ones live in Tenn and the pretty ones live in Texas. (Or was it the other way around?)

Also, are yawl being prejudice against Poland Chinas or Hamshires?

First off the I.D. process is quite simple.Take any of the above out for a wonderful evening of Lean Cuisine and a VHS. If she makes a "Pig" outta herself, you've got a winner!

My Aunt Alice taught me this as a youngster.She's a model "Texan" Gal.

Personally, through trial and error, I have profoundly aquired a taste for the fine "Cross Hog" called a Blue Butt.

Did Ya'll know Alice is running for President?

They seemed to have known it long before I did, darlin'...

But what the he!!...win a few, lose a few, some get rained out. Words for you to live by...especially when the results start rolling in. And Florida's votes don't count, by diggy!

Alice

 

[Alice]

Oh, by the way...Alan's chickens aren't laying...we're gonna propose some legislation covering that...

Alice

 

[warpaint]

I did sign a contract.

BUT I didnt read it.
So legally you cant hold me to it now can you???

MD

A very simple question, with a very simple answer, YES.

Now, if you would like to buy you're way out of the contract, we can discuss it, but it won't be cheap. ;-)

 

[warpaint]

Oh, by the way...Alan's chickens aren't laying...we're gonna propose some legislation covering that...

Alice

While this administration, feels Alan's pain, we feel we have more pressing matters to attend to first.

 

[Dusty Britches]

Ahhh, Texas -

Where the skies are beautiful...

The hogs are meaner....

The dogs are cuter and better....

 

[3MR]

It's true...you can take the girl outta TX, but ya' can't take TX outta the girl. ;-)

Alice

Hey Alice - I heard a shot of penecillin will fix that right up. :lol: :lol: ;-)

I think its a required vaccination when you cross the red river. I might be wrong about that though. It could be trreatable by other means. ;-)

Lone Star beer and Bob Wills music will fix anything you might catch in Oklahoma.Z

Lone Star Beer ???? Isnt that the stuff you guys sell right next to them fancy shark skin kickers and 10X beaver hats with fancy ribbons to them city fellers who like to pretend like they are from Oklahoma and play cowboy on weekends?

Of course Bob Wills is still the King so I got to leave that one alone.

 

[backhoeboogie]

There's still "country" music and western too. They're two different things.

It is really nice that everyone still knows who Bob Wills is.

Alice I was looking at the latest Dilbert script and there you were, being called by name too. Who's that fat bozo bossy character? Does he remind you of anyone in particular?

 

[Alice]

There's still "country" music and western too. They're two different things.

It is really nice that everyone still knows who Bob Wills is.

Alice I was looking at the latest Dilbert script and there you were, being called by name too. Who's that fat bozo bossy character? Does he remind you of anyone in particular?

Gonna need a little more info there, BHB.

Alice

 

[3MR]

http://www.dilbert.com/comics/dilbert/a ... 087263.jpg

 

[backhoeboogie]

http://www.dilbert.com/comics/dilbert/archive/images/dilbert200612087263.jpg

Yep. That's the one. I was hoping they'd have the dog in there and we could get a true view of Alice's lil chubby friend but oh well.

 

[3MR]

Oh, But Alice's friend isnt the evil dogbert that strikes evil in the heart of cubicle workers.

 

[Alice]

Oh, But Alice's friend isnt the evil dogbert that strikes evil in the heart of cubicle workers.

He could, given the chance....my little fat dog can do ANYTHING!!!!!

Alice

 

[Alice]

There's still "country" music and western too. They're two different things.

It is really nice that everyone still knows who Bob Wills is.

Alice I was looking at the latest Dilbert script and there you were, being called by name too. Who's that fat bozo bossy character? Does he remind you of anyone in particular?

mmmmmmmmm, Crowder, perhaps? Or maybe....ohy yeah maybe...no wait, I've got it...ah, nevermind. It's too hard to choose.

Alice

 

[MillIronQH]

Oh come on Alice. You know you called it right... Who else is that short,fat and miserly???Z

 

[aplusmnt]

Come on Alice come to KY?

Is this the big Crowder debate thing?

Nope Alice isnt one of Crowders girls.
She isnt an "easy keeper"

I do not think Crowders girls are really easy keepers, I think he is feeding out of the sack. He does own a feed store, probably gets some $ breaks on his purchases since he buys in such quantity for them. :lol:

Ps. I think this Texas thread talks more about Tennessee than Texas :lol:

 

[Crowderfarms]

Come on Alice come to KY?

Is this the big Crowder debate thing?

Nope Alice isnt one of Crowders girls.
She isnt an "easy keeper"

I do not think Crowders girls are really easy keepers, I think he is feeding out of the sack. He does own a feed store, probably gets some $ breaks on his purchases since he buys in such quantity for them. :lol:

Ps. I think this Texas thread talks more about Tennessee than Texas :lol:

Speakin' of Feed Stores...I need to get that web cam installed soon. Had a feller yesterday, that had a blow out in the rain. He was originally from Michigan.I may have to start another post just about this weird occurence yesterday.He was one of the most dellusional Humans I ever met.

 

[backhoeboogie]

Come on Alice come to KY?

Is this the big Crowder debate thing?

Nope Alice isnt one of Crowders girls.
She isnt an "easy keeper"

I do not think Crowders girls are really easy keepers, I think he is feeding out of the sack. He does own a feed store, probably gets some $ breaks on his purchases since he buys in such quantity for them. :lol:

Ps. I think this Texas thread talks more about Tennessee than Texas :lol:

Speakin' of Feed Stores...I need to get that web cam installed soon. Had a feller yesterday, that had a blow out in the rain. He was originally from Michigan.I may have to start another post just about this weird occurence yesterday.He was one of the most dellusional Humans I ever met.

Who was this RainMan anyway?

 

[Crowderfarms]

He was a Yankee from Uranus... What would you expect from a RainMan?

 

[backhoeboogie]

He was a Yankee

Now that makes sense. If he was from around here he'd be going by "Sandman" or "Cactus Jack" or something like that. Rain is kind of a slim chance most of the time.

Of course, to hear Caustic tell it, he gets rain all that time in that part of Texas. It could have something to do with the attraction. You reckon?