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backhoeboogie
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redfornow":3lmlq8od said:
Exactly. That is why we have been raising the huge campaign coffer for her. She's gonna win that office. We done gone back and got all the Corwder smut and got a mud slinging mission that's gonna lift all the eyebrows.
Now ole Crowder might take Tennessee and buy some votes down there in some of them other states. But do you know how many votes Texas carries in the Electoral College? We have never had hanging chad problems here.
MillIronQH
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Just got off the ship to shore radio and The Reverend Furgus L. Snotbloosum is endorsing Alice for President. He'll make the announcement as soon as they land in Barbados.Z
In the words of Scooby Doo..."Ruh Roh." It's no secret that I'm not what anyone would call right wing...or conservative...or even Republican...and, I've been married more than once...twice...that's as far as I'm goin' with that one.
I'm tellin' ya'll this before Crowder's hound dog press digs all of this out...and puts it in the Fort Worth Startle Gram...or worse yet, the National Enquirer. I'd rather go joy riding with Teddy, or hunting with Cheney...or ...or attend the birth of Cheney's new granddaughter than endure the Fort Worth Startle Gram...or the National Enquirer! :shock:
On the upside...I am a Methodist!
Alice
I'm tellin' ya'll this before Crowder's hound dog press digs all of this out...and puts it in the Fort Worth Startle Gram...or worse yet, the National Enquirer. I'd rather go joy riding with Teddy, or hunting with Cheney...or ...or attend the birth of Cheney's new granddaughter than endure the Fort Worth Startle Gram...or the National Enquirer! :shock:
On the upside...I am a Methodist!
Alice
Crowderfarms
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MillIronQH":3gbhjn6w said:
HAHAHA! Yall dont scare me and my proponents, i.e. Cronies, cohorts and stooges, and Wimmens.
I hear she's won the Chicken Packers of America union, support!
Don't ya'll know that Rufus T. Neckbone is the Union boss?
Other endorsements include:
Elvis Impersonators Annonymous
Sai-Pan sex change Studio
Al Un-Sharpton
Jesse Jackass
Lyndon B. Pervmaster
Hungry Black TV Dinner co.
Taco Hel
Peeping Tom's Tanning Salon
Oprah Whip-me
I'm so skeered.
Crowderfarms
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Alice":tohimfff said:
Talk about a hasbeen. Dang that ol' mules more worn out than my 1st pair of Cowboy Boots.
I heard he aint got no more lead in his pencil, and he aint got no one to write to anymore, even if he did. :shock: :shock:
MillIronQH
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I just remembered Crowder talking about moving the capital to Tenn. Well we already have the tallest capital building in the country (including DC) and there are hundreds of houses in Austin bigger then the White House. In fact there is a replica of the White House right here in Texas already.Z
Crowderfarms
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Who said we need a big Ol' structure. That's capital waste. My staff and me will be way back in a Holler in a Log Cabin. Of course it'll have a Helipad for my Uncle Hugh when he lands here with Miss North Carolina, and other Southern Dolls!!MillIronQH":20xsb22a said:
MillIronQH
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Actually Alice we were thinking about Chrisy as your running mate. With TWO fine upstanding young women running against Crowder and his mob even his pride and joy Krispie Kreme Girls will drop him like a hot rock and bring all those jelly filled votes with them. That'll take 3/4 of the Tennessee female vote away from him. Not to mention all the other women in the country that expect their men to be home in the evening.Z
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backhoeboogie
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Now that's exactly what the Whitehouse needs to do, GET THE LEAD OUT.
Alice":3ppop5ew said:Maybe soooo, but he has an agenda...and more better than that, he has MONEY!!!!!!!!!!! 'Sides, how do you know his pencil's outta lead...
Alice
Crowderfarms
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redfornow":24ikfqmr said:
That's allright Ya'll. When you see me partying down on the "E" network in the Carribean, eat yo' hearts out. Someday I'LL be signin' autographs! CAB will never have it so good.
Certified
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Babes!
That's ok...this just in...Crowder and his cronies have been outed. Hobby farmers gotta make a little bit of money on the side...so they've taken to doing gigs...
Now, who would want "that" in the Lincoln bedroom...
alice
Now, who would want "that" in the Lincoln bedroom...
alice
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backhoeboogie
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Crowderfarms":101lpgkz said:
Crowder we promise not too sling to much mud. Well maybe a little to much. But you have all them big ole gals there that will start whooping it up thinking this is just another one of them mud wrestling events.
You're gonna have to start being a little careful with them kinfolks of yours. Namely your wife's brother's cousin who got his picture in the paper for finishing Jr. High. I mean, you do remember Billy Carter and what a disgrace that was to Jimmy and all. You might want to tell some of them folks they ought to start taking a bath kind of regular Geraldo might show up and stick a microphone in someone's face or something.
Crowderfarms
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Them Texas boys, were on the "America's Least Wanted" show.
From left to right they are:
Granbury Greg, Stephenville Stephano, Dallas Dave, Fort Worth Freddy,Amarillo Arthur.
From left to right they are:
Granbury Greg, Stephenville Stephano, Dallas Dave, Fort Worth Freddy,Amarillo Arthur.
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backhoeboogie
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Crowderfarms":3iajcalz said:
Who you trying to kid. There aint a one of them wearing a Stetson, dinner plate size belt buckle, or Tony Lamas. Them aint Texas boys. Heck, I'd just bet not a one of them even carry a horse turd in their pocket just to make 'em smell like a Cowboy.
Crowderfarms
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Well, I'm gonna buy a vowel and take a stab that this is called Texas nitelife...Them Steers sure look queer.
