The 20 year old Bride

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The marriage of an 80 year old man and a 20 year old woman was the
talk
of
the town. After being married a year, the couple
went to the hospital for
the birth of their first child. The
attending nurse came out of the
delivery
room to
congratulate the old gentleman and said, "This is amazing.
How do you
do it at your age?"
The old man grinned and said, "You got to keep
the old motor running."

The following year, the couple
returned to the hospital for the birth of
their second child. The
same nurse was attending the delivery and again
went out to
congratulate the old gentleman. She said, "Sir, you are
something
else. How do you manage it?"

The old man grinned and said,
"You gotta keep the old motor running."

A year later, the
couple returned to the hospital for the birth of their
third child.
The same nurse was there for this birth also and, after the
delivery,
she once again approached the old gentleman, smiled, and said,
"Well,
you surely are something else! How do you do it?"

The old
man replied, "It's like I've told you before, you gotta keep the
old

motor running."

The nurse, still smiling, patted
him on the back and said: Well, I guess
it's time to change the oil.
This one's black."
 
Are you sure this story didn't take place around this neck of the woods?
 
he couldn't be arrested for "assault with a dead battery?"

or

"how do you find an old man in a dark room??"
(just feel around around -it ain't hard)
 
SmokeStackFarms":1ng7kslw said:
he couldn't be arrested for "assault with a dead battery?"

or

"how do you find an old man in a dark room??"
(just feel around around -it ain't hard)

OOOHH! That's too funny!!! I'll have to share that one with MY old man!
 

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