> AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES:
>
> 1-Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by getting someone else to
> hold them while you chop.
> 2-Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by using the
> sink.
> 3-For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for a few
> minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember to use a timer.
> 4-A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from
> rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.
> 5-If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives; then you'll be
> afraid to cough.
> 6-You only need two tools in life - WD-40 and duct tape. If it doesn't move
> and should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape.
> 7-Remember: Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
> 8-If you can't fix it with a hammer, you've got an electrical problem.
>
>
> 1-Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by getting someone else to
> hold them while you chop.
> 2-Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by using the
> sink.
> 3-For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for a few
> minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember to use a timer.
> 4-A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from
> rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.
> 5-If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives; then you'll be
> afraid to cough.
> 6-You only need two tools in life - WD-40 and duct tape. If it doesn't move
> and should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape.
> 7-Remember: Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
> 8-If you can't fix it with a hammer, you've got an electrical problem.
>
