Regional or Universal Quotables

[docgraybull]

Handier than a pocket on a shirt.
Nervous as a wh0re in church.
That boy's head ain't good for nothing but a hat rack.
Stouter than 2 day old coffee.
Mean as a polecat.

 

[dun]

Stick a fork in my butt cause I'm done.

But when I was raised monetary values were referred to as a single, fin ofr fivespot, saw buck or double saw buck.

dun

 

[Ryder]

Stick a fork in my butt cause I'm done.

But when I was raised monetary values were referred to as a single, fin ofr fivespot, saw buck or double saw buck.

dun

And two bits, four bits, six bits, a dollar.

Another exprssion, "phony as a three dollar bill."

"Don't take any wooden nickles."

 

[chrisy]

as bent as a nine bob bit.
as straight as a dye
can't teach an old dog new tricks
never kick a dog when his down, as he might bite ya foot.
you can't keep a good dog down.
never tell a lie, or the truth might just come up and bite ya on the bum (bottom, a$$)
a blind man would like to see it.
dressed up like a dogs dinner.
lay down with dogs, get up with fleas
a stitch in time saves nine
ignorance is bliss.
and the list goes on, but not now ;-)

 

[Fred]

Grinning like a mule eating briers.
He drove his ducks to a poor market.
Hotter than a 3 dollar pistol.
Don't look a gift horse in the mouth.

 

[redneckcowgirlmn]

"If the (kid, dog, husband, horse, or put any of a combo of these here) is quiet and you can't see them, they're up to no good"

 

[Susie David]

Harder to catch than my o'l man's gal pal...

 

[chrisy]

he who dares wins.
Great minds think alike, while bigger fools watch on..
Don't count your chickens before they hatch.
one mans meat, is another mans poison
ya reep what ya sow
Oh! Lord please help me to keep my big mouth shut, 'til I know what I'm talking about.
it always comes to those that wait.
patience is a vertue.

 

[Rustler9]

She's so ugly they had to tie a pork chop around her neck to the the dog to play with her.

She's so ugly she'd stop an eight day clock.

He's a few bricks shy of a load.

They must have dropped him on his head when he was a baby.

Ugly as a mud fence.

They must not have expected him to live when he was little.

Now I know why some animals eat their young.

Dumb as a rock.

I didn't fall off the wagon yesterday.

Slicker than owl s**t.

Crazy as a bessy bug.

Quicker than a cat can lick his a$$.

He's got more money than Carter's got pills.

 

[TLCfromARK]

He / she is a few degree shy of a circle.

I was borned at night but it wasn't last night.

You can't get blood out of turnip.

;-)

 

[fit2btied]

You were so ugly your momma used to put your highchair in the corner and feed you with a slingshot!

We were very close. She was so ugly I'd rather take her with me than kiss her goodby.

 

[Auburn_Ag]

Dang the Mule just load the wagon ( to many people look at life this way)

I hope you are as happy as a gopher in soft dirt.

 

[El_Putzo]

Talk is cheap, it takes money to buy whiskey!!

Drunker than a pet coon!

Hornier than a three peckered billy goat.

Harder than a preacher's prick.

 

[Horticattleman]

Heard one today...dumber than a dirt fence!

 

[john250]

I believe it was Bobby Allison driving for Roger Penske, qualifying for the Indy 500 in the early 70's.
Interviewer: How do you feel, Bobby?
Bobby Allison: "Aaaahm happy as a kitten on a warm brick."

 

[Train]

He's blind in one eye and can't see out of the other.

He's like a slinky. Not really good for much but he'll bring a smile to your face if you push him down the stairs.

 

[chrisy]

if they had a brain cell between them there'd be dangerous

 

[alabama]

Like I tell the men that work for me when the going gets tough.
“If it was easy they would have women and children doing it”

 

[Lammie]

Busier than a one-legged man at an a$$ kicking contest.

 

[ALACOWMAN]

finer than frog hair split four ways.

• you don't know sht from shinola.

one of my favorites that a ol feller would say about wastin money.. might as well shove it in a hog ass and hollar suuu i eee :cboy: