RebelCritter to provide Transportation to the GitTogether

[Crowderfarms]

OK, Here's the next verse.

My Girls are the best,
With thighs like scrambled eggs.
Drop a "C" note in the slot.
You'll never have to beg.

I rented one to Flatoy,
He'll never be the same,
The poor boy done got flattened out
By her 600 pound frame.

Matress Mary,Kenworth Kelly,
Just to name a few,
Dont go knockin Crowder's Girls
Aint nothin' they wont do.

Now Rebel Critter and Cowgirl 580
Are trying to set me straight,
But I prefer them big ol' gals
that wont fit thru a gate.

Skinny girls are just great too.
Lord knows I had my share.
But I prefer them big fat ones,
Bigger than a Grizzly Bear.

 

[RebelCritter]

OK, Here's the next verse.

My Girls are the best,
With thighs like scrambled eggs.
Drop a "C" note in the slot.
You'll never have to beg.

I rented one to Flatoy,
He'll never be the same,
The poor boy done got flattened out
By her 600 pound frame.

Matress Mary,Kenworth Kelly,
Just to name a few,
Dont go knockin Crowder's Girls
Aint nothin' they wont do.

Now Rebel Critter and Cowgirl 580
Are trying to set me straight,
But I prefer them big ol' gals
that wont fit thru a gate.

Skinny girls are just great too.
Lord knows I had my share.
But I prefer them big fat ones,
Bigger than a Grizzly Bear.

Howd you do that? That is great! Love the creativity we have on this board! Cant believe youd prefer cottage cheese to US! :shock:

 

[warpaint]

No Comment!

 

[glover36]

i thik victoria just told me her secret lol

 

[aplusmnt]

No Comment!

I am with you! Crowder is writing poetry now! This kind of thing does not help the queer scandal going on!

 

[Crowderfarms]

Yep. I'm writing poetry. BUT it's manly poetry about my girls.It aint none like this....
Roses are red,Violets are Blue,
Even though you weigh 850,
I still Love You!

Now thats sissy, fuzzy sensitive stuff.

 

[VanC]

Crowder: you obviously have WAY too much free time on your hands. When I move down there I'm going to buy about 30 mini-Herefords and breed them to a big 'ol Belgian Blue bull. As my mentor, you will be obligated to help me pull dead calves for a couple of months. Do you know how to do C-sections?

 

[Crowderfarms]

Crowder: you obviously have WAY too much free time on your hands. When I move down there I'm going to buy about 30 mini-Herefords and breed them to a big 'ol Belgian Blue bull. As my mentor, you will be obligated to help me pull dead calves for a couple of months. Do you know how to do C-sections?

Yes Van, as a matter of fact I do. I'm a Doctor in some states. I saved one of my girls doing a C section on her.She had 73 chicken wings hung in her lower intestine. A bottle of Drano and a coat hanger later she was fine. :shock: I've deeded off a section for you, just to exceed your endeavor into the fast lane.You'll do good my Son.