Miss Daisy
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He did it. :help:
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DavisBeefmasters
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"What could possibly go wrong - we have it all planned out" :roll:
"Nah - we don't need any extra help to run the cows tomorrow, they'd only get in the way"
"Who's idea was THIS?"
and my personal favorite when said to hubby...
"Do you really want to argue with the woman holding ________" (fill in the blank with needle, castrating knife, etc.)
"Nah - we don't need any extra help to run the cows tomorrow, they'd only get in the way"
"Who's idea was THIS?"
and my personal favorite when said to hubby...
"Do you really want to argue with the woman holding ________" (fill in the blank with needle, castrating knife, etc.)
Green Creek
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It's raining like a cow pi$$ing on a flat rock.
Crowderfarms
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Early to bed, early to rise we'll shovel more (edit) and spray for more Flies.
larryshoat
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They'll come back when they get hungry.
They're right off the farm.
Can you hold that check for a day or two.
What do you want us to do when we're finished with that.
We didn't do what you told us and it's so messed up it can' be fixed ,what do you want us to do now?
We have plenty of feed for tommorow.
That calf was fine an hour ago.
Can I have the day off tommorow?
You"ve got one of the old style, they had quite a bit of trouble with those.
They've had all their shots.
Selling-They're a little easier this week.
Buying-They're pretty active this week.
I need a current financial statement and 3 years income tax.
They're right off the farm.
Can you hold that check for a day or two.
What do you want us to do when we're finished with that.
We didn't do what you told us and it's so messed up it can' be fixed ,what do you want us to do now?
We have plenty of feed for tommorow.
That calf was fine an hour ago.
Can I have the day off tommorow?
You"ve got one of the old style, they had quite a bit of trouble with those.
They've had all their shots.
Selling-They're a little easier this week.
Buying-They're pretty active this week.
I need a current financial statement and 3 years income tax.
Miss Daisy
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heck you can squeeze through there just hit it at an angle
(followed by)
dam, i didnt think that post was set that good... back er up and take the long way
you put WHAT into the pond?!?
while planning to move cows: naw, they wont jump that fence into the neighbors pasture
1 hour later: well, bring em all down to the corrals and lets get to sortin. jimmy, you fix that fence.
(followed by)
dam, i didnt think that post was set that good... back er up and take the long way
you put WHAT into the pond?!?
while planning to move cows: naw, they wont jump that fence into the neighbors pasture
1 hour later: well, bring em all down to the corrals and lets get to sortin. jimmy, you fix that fence.
mermill2
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Measure twice, cut once.
Jogeephus
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Richer than four foot up a bull's arse.
Early bird gets the worm but its the second mouse that gets the cheese.
On billing folks, "pigs get fat and hogs get slaughtered".
Spend your time preparing and preventing than repairing and repenting.
Its what we learn after we think we know it all that really counts.
When you are dog tired at night, it might be cause you growled all day.
If you sleep with dogs, you are bound to get fleas.
Its not the lie that will get you, its the relie.
There's a fine line between courage and foolishness. Too bad its not a fence.
A chip on the shoulder usually indicates there is wood a little higher.
Looks about as bad as a dying calf in a hailstorm.
If brains were lard, he wouldn't have enough to greeze a skillet.
Early bird gets the worm but its the second mouse that gets the cheese.
On billing folks, "pigs get fat and hogs get slaughtered".
Spend your time preparing and preventing than repairing and repenting.
Its what we learn after we think we know it all that really counts.
When you are dog tired at night, it might be cause you growled all day.
If you sleep with dogs, you are bound to get fleas.
Its not the lie that will get you, its the relie.
There's a fine line between courage and foolishness. Too bad its not a fence.
A chip on the shoulder usually indicates there is wood a little higher.
Looks about as bad as a dying calf in a hailstorm.
If brains were lard, he wouldn't have enough to greeze a skillet.
john250
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Lammie":3f8j57bv said:
Too thick to swim--too thin to plow.
(referring to the Wabash River in the days when most cropland was plowed and soil erosion rates were high)
