I didn't know that we were going to list all our non-farm injuries.
Three spiral breaks in my right leg - skiing, spent my whole senior year of high school on crutches
Broke two toes on right foot - rodeo
broke right foot - logging
broke tail bone - rodeo
broke back in two places - logging
broke right thumb - homemade calf puller
broke left thumb - rodeo
dislocated right elbow - rodeo, that one hurt the worse
dislocated left shoulder - rodeo, did that one so many times they had to operate to keep it in place
dislocated right shoulder - logging
destroyed the soft tissue in right calf muscle - rodeo, first two doctors were going to cut the leg off. I said, "I am too young to be a team roper."
Had stitches about a dozen times. Causes ranging from my brother running me down with his bike when I was about 8 to taking a large chain saw across the shin.
As they say, "had I known I was going to live this long I would have taken better care of myself."