cowboy43
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I hate it when I see an old person and then realize we went to school together :frowns:
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Son of Butch
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The difference between knowledge and wisdom.
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit.
Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit.
Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
callmefence
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cowboy43
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Why does it feel so good to scratch a red bug bite then why does it hurt when you stop scratching? :???:
JMJ Farms
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cowboy43":3bkyg6r2 said:
Had a mob of the little £:&@!$^# last weekend. Good question.
Kingfisher
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"Deltiology." My collection isn't very impressive.
HDRider
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Does anyone know what started this nonsense?
Carpenter2n
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can holding in a fart kill you?
JMJ Farms
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Carpenter2n":1m848c5n said:
Yes. Don't try it. Just let it go.
Carpenter2n
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I thought so... my wife doesn't understand
JMJ Farms
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Carpenter2n":14h05wox said:
It's ok. Mine doesn't either :lol:
cowboy43
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It's just a friendly way of communicating amongst a group of people that don't know each other is my option. :2cents:
callmefence
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cowboy43":2hhqjcqt said:
Farting??? :shock:
Rafter S
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Carpenter2n":18f7rx5l said:
Ask her if she's willing to risk it. I'd ask mine, but I'm afraid of what she'd say. I have too much life insurance. I'm worth more dead than alive.
JMJ Farms
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Rafter S":32imoq0r said:
Yeah if you can get her over the initial fear then yall can enjoy a game of fart football like this couple :lol:
An old married couple no sooner hit the pillows when the man passes gas and says, "seven points!".
His wife rolls over and says, "What in the world was that?" The old man replied "it's fart football."
A few minutes later his wife lets one go and says, "Touchdown! Tie score..."
After about five minutes the old man lets another one goes and says, "Aha, I'm ahead 14 to 7"
Not to be outdone the wife rips out another one and says, "Touchdown, tie score."
Five seconds go by and she lets out a little squeaker and says, "Field goal, I lead 17 to 14." Now the pressure is on for the old man.
He refuses to get beaten by a woman, so he strains real hard. Since defeat is totally unacceptable, he gives it everything he's got, and accidentally shlts in the bed.
The wife says, "What the heIl was that?"
The old man says, "Half time, switch sides." :clap:
cowboy43
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Why do some people think it is funny to fart in public? If you fart in public some will laugh some will frown some will leave, What type are you? :?
Dave
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cowboy43":dgryogl9 said:
I really don't care. There is an old say, "A farting horse will never tire, a farting man is the one to hire." Worked in logging camps in Alaska. Hard working men eating lots of protein in the cook house. It was a good thing that there is lots of fresh air outside in Alaska.
In general, I consider farts in poor taste, and unpleasant. With that said, in college somebody was laying in my bed one afternoon when I came in. I hate somebody in my bed. They had my little fan that sat on my nightstand aimed right there face. I stuck my hind end to the back of the fan, and let one rip. Experienced a lot of satisfaction that afternoon.
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slick4591
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I can easily ignore them, but my wife is a different story. She will laugh. I've seen her laugh hard enough to make herself fart, which makes her laugh even more.
HDRider
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I literally laughed out loud.callmefence":16tt5yrm said:
