MDO0505
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> A husband and wife go to a counselor after 25 years of marriage.
The counselor asks them what the problem is and the wife goes into a
tirade listing every problem they have ever had in the 25 years they've
been married. She goes on and on and on.
>
> Finally, the counselor gets up, walks around the desk, embraces the
> wife and kisses her passionately. The woman shuts up and sits
quietly in a daze.
>
> The counselor turns to the husband and says, "This is what your
wife needs at least three times a week. Can you do this?"
> The husband thinks for a moment and replies, "Well, I can drop her
> off here on Mondays and Wednesdays, but on Fridays, I fish."
The counselor asks them what the problem is and the wife goes into a
tirade listing every problem they have ever had in the 25 years they've
been married. She goes on and on and on.
>
> Finally, the counselor gets up, walks around the desk, embraces the
> wife and kisses her passionately. The woman shuts up and sits
quietly in a daze.
>
> The counselor turns to the husband and says, "This is what your
wife needs at least three times a week. Can you do this?"
> The husband thinks for a moment and replies, "Well, I can drop her
> off here on Mondays and Wednesdays, but on Fridays, I fish."
