New Years Eve Warning (PG)

[Crowderfarms]

I had an escape here today.Went right through the 440v hot wire. Last seen headed for Bama or possibly Texas.She has a Lojack interference device implanted in her left thigh. She may be looking for a party on New Years Eve, and I have released this picture as a warning. Guys, be careful.

 

[semen demon]

That POOR SUCKER!!!!

 

[Texan]

Crowder, you're a sick, sick man. I wondered where Caustic was tonight.

 

[Mahoney Pursley Ranch]

If that's Caustic under that heap o flesh then he ain't never coming back here cause he ain't breathin.

 

[Ryder]

Crowder would you please post a warning next time.

 

[Texan]

If that's Caustic under that heap o flesh...

It's got to be him. He's the only one I know that wouldn't have sense enough to turn the light off in that situation.

 

[Caustic Burno]

If that's Caustic under that heap o flesh...

It's got to be him. He's the only one I know that wouldn't have sense enough to turn the light off in that situation.

Yep like the skinny gals.

 

[msscamp]

Crowder, I have to agree with the others - you're a sick puppy! :shock: Way too much time on your hands, it sounds like!

 

[shorthorn cowgirl]

Man i agree

 

[Crowderfarms]

Crowder would you please post a warning next time.

I did. Rated it PG (Porker Guidelines)

 

[shorthorn cowgirl]

good one

 

[Susie David]

Would that be a condition score 9 or 10...?

 

[Crowderfarms]

Would that be a condition score 9 or 10...?

It's out of the ballpark...Last I weighed her she was 750. Right Caustic?Tore that Hydraulic chute all to pieces.Fed her 2 dozen Moon Pies and a 12 pack of RC just to calm her down.

 

[shorthorn cowgirl]

dang

 

[certherfbeef]

Crowder was so infatuated with the picture he forgot to post the full set of warnings. There are as follows:

Liquor manufacturers have accepted the Government's suggestion
that the following warning labels be placed immediately on all
varieties of alcohol containers:
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what happened to your bra and panties.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in
dancing like a retard.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.
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***WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think
people are laughing WITH you.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are invisible.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause a disturbance
in the time-space continuum, leaving you unable to account for large chunks of time.
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***WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you have mystical Kung Fu powers, resulting in you getting your behind kicked.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morning and see something really scary.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of
inexplicable rug burns on the forehead, knees and lower back.
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WARNING: The crumsumpten of alcohol may Mack you tink you kan tpye reel gode.
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[msscamp]

Dang Certs, that's a really long list of warnings!

 

[certherfbeef]

Dang Certs, that's a really long list of warnings!

Those are really BIG consequences :shock:

 

[ALACOWMAN]

hey crowder better buy you a fifty pound bag of martha white :cboy:

 

[Crowderfarms]

All I got is Dixie Lilly.... Think it'll work?

 

[Medic24]

OMG! I knew my wife was cheating...just never had pictures to prove it before!!!!



Naw.....JK! Thank God!....


Wonder how much she would bring if ya slipped her in with all the other culls at the sale barn?