My philosophy of House cleaning

[chrisy]

I don't do windows because ...
I love birds
and don't want one to run into a clean window
and get hurt.

I don't wax floors because ...
I am terrified a guest
will slip and get hurt
then I'll feel terrible
( plus they may sue me.)

I don't mind the dust bunnies because .
They are very good company,
I have named most of them,
and they agree with everything I say.

I don't disturb cobwebs because ...
I want every creature
to have a home of their own.

I don't Spring Clean because ...
I love all the seasons
and don't want the others
to get jealous

I don't pull weeds
in the garden because .
I don't want to get
in God's way,
HE is an excellent designer!

I don't put things away because .
Nobody
will ever be able
to find them again.

I don't do gourmet meals
when I entertain because .
I don't want my guests
to stress out over what
to make when
they invite me
over for dinner.

I don't iron because
I choose to believe them
when they say "Permanent Press".

I don't stress much on anything because ..
"A Type" personalities
die young
and I want to stick around
and become a wrinkled up crusty ol' woman!!!!

 

[cowgirl580]

yup! that's me exactly. especially the putting stuff away part. if i put it away, how am i supposed to know where i put what?!? it would just get all pulled out again in the looking. :lol:

 

[Victoria]

I knew there were good reasons to avoid house cleaning! :lol:

 

[msscamp]

You know, those just might work! ;-) Thanks Chrisy!