Make Me Feel Like A Women Again

[txshowmom]

> >
> > ----- > On a trans-Atlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe
> storm.
> > The turbulence is awful and things go from
> > > bad to worse when one wing is
> > > struck by lightning.
> > >
> > > One woman in particular loses it.
> > >
> > > Screaming, she stands up in the front of the plane
> > > "I'm too young to die," she wails. Then she yells,
> > > "Well, if I'm going to die, I want my last minutes on earth
> > > to be memorable! Is there anyone on this plane
> > > who can make me feel like a WOMAN?"
> > >
> > > For a moment there is silence.
> > > Everyone has forgotten their own peril.
> > > They all stare, riveted, at the desperate woman
> > > in the front of the plane.
> > >
> > > Then a man from Texas stands up in the rear of the plane.
> > > He is handsome, tall, well built, with dark brown hair
> > > and hazel eyes. He starts to walk slowly up the aisle,
> > > unbuttoning his shirt.
> > >
> > > ........One button at a time........
> > >
> > > ..............No one moves.................
> > >
> > > ............He removes his shirt..........
> > >
> > > .......Muscles ripple across his chest.
> > >
> > > ......She gasps................
&g! t; > >
> > > .........He whispers,...............
> > >
> > > ......."Iron this - and then get me a beer"
> > >

 

[CKC1586]

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Good one!!!

 

[shorty]

That sounds like my kind of guy

 

[ranchwife]

:shock: :shock: :shock: so, you met my husband on the plane, huh??
;-)

 

[cherokeeruby]

Glad you are back with us txshowmom

 

[tapeworm]

Glad you are back with us txshowmom

Yep I will sure agree with that one Cherokee Ruby....even though I didnt even know she was gone. Now maybe folks can stop accusing me of being her and her of being me. LOL My plumbing isnt quite right to be a mom of any kind. Guess some of these folks cant tell the difference in boys and girls though!!!!LOL

 

[txshowmom]

Glad you are back with us txshowmom

Yep I will sure agree with that one Cherokee Ruby....even though I didnt even know she was gone. Now maybe folks can stop accusing me of being her and her of being me. LOL My plumbing isnt quite right to be a mom of any kind. Guess some of these folks cant tell the difference in boys and girls though!!!!LOL

Thanks guys its glad to know your missed! I have been extremely buisy at work and at home these days. We are in ther process of getting the cattle ready for Houston. We are also in the process of selling off ALL of our Brahmans! Hy husband and I never really cared for the humpies and with the family not involved anymore were are able get rid of them.