MAKE ME FEEL LIKE A WOMAN
On a transatlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe
storm.
The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one
wing is struck by lightning. One woman in particular loses it.
Screaming, she stands up in the front of the plane. 'I'm too
young to die,' she wails Then she yells, 'Well, if I'm going to die, I want my
last minutes on earth to be memorable! Is there anyone on this
plane who can make me feel like a WOMAN?' For a moment there is silence.
Everyone has forgotten their own peril. They all stare, riveted, at the desperate
woman in the front of the plane. Then a cowboy from Texas stands up in the
rear of the plane. He is handsome: tall, well built, with dark brown hair and hazel
eyes. He starts to walk slowly up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt.
One button at a time........
No one moves...................
He removes his shirt.................
Muscles ripple across his chest..........
She gasps....................
He whispers................
Iron this and then get me a beer! :cowboy:
On a transatlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe
storm.
The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one
wing is struck by lightning. One woman in particular loses it.
Screaming, she stands up in the front of the plane. 'I'm too
young to die,' she wails Then she yells, 'Well, if I'm going to die, I want my
last minutes on earth to be memorable! Is there anyone on this
plane who can make me feel like a WOMAN?' For a moment there is silence.
Everyone has forgotten their own peril. They all stare, riveted, at the desperate
woman in the front of the plane. Then a cowboy from Texas stands up in the
rear of the plane. He is handsome: tall, well built, with dark brown hair and hazel
eyes. He starts to walk slowly up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt.
One button at a time........
No one moves...................
He removes his shirt.................
Muscles ripple across his chest..........
She gasps....................
He whispers................
Iron this and then get me a beer! :cowboy: