Angus Cattle Shower
Well-known member
1. "I reckon I'll have me a half-caf double latte with a twist. IN A DIRTY
MUG!"
2. "Gentlemen, rather than get caught up in mindless reaction, let's draw
upon our feminine selves for a more intuitive solution."
3. "Can we postpone this duel till 12:05? I gotta use the little boys'
room."
4. "Injuns! Quick, pull the wagons into an irregular dodecagon!"
5. "Y'know, Badlands Pete... a roaring campfire, good coffee, nice prairie
breeze, just you 'n' me... what say we put on the rhinestone gowns and
dance a jig or two?"
6. "Guns? We don't need no stinking guns!"
7. "I'm tellin' ya, I ain't shot no varmints since them PETA fellers set
me straight."
8. "Let's see... hardtack and pemmican... that's three grams of fat, seven
grams of protein, and two starches."
9. "Who let the dogies out?"
10. "You 'n' Slim round up them strays, and I'll tell Cookie to get
started on the gazpacho and the fondue."
11. "That's him! That's the yella-bellied varmint who shot my therapist!"
12. "He was a strong man, a good marshal, and I reckon he had a keen eye
for interior decoration."
13. "Hey, Buck, do these chaps make my ass look big?"
14. "It's like I keep tellin' ya, Earl: men is from Tombstone, women is
from Dodge."
15. "HANG HIM HIGH, BOYS!! ...Okay, now a little to the left... Oooh! Stop
right there. Perfect!"
MUG!"
2. "Gentlemen, rather than get caught up in mindless reaction, let's draw
upon our feminine selves for a more intuitive solution."
3. "Can we postpone this duel till 12:05? I gotta use the little boys'
room."
4. "Injuns! Quick, pull the wagons into an irregular dodecagon!"
5. "Y'know, Badlands Pete... a roaring campfire, good coffee, nice prairie
breeze, just you 'n' me... what say we put on the rhinestone gowns and
dance a jig or two?"
6. "Guns? We don't need no stinking guns!"
7. "I'm tellin' ya, I ain't shot no varmints since them PETA fellers set
me straight."
8. "Let's see... hardtack and pemmican... that's three grams of fat, seven
grams of protein, and two starches."
9. "Who let the dogies out?"
10. "You 'n' Slim round up them strays, and I'll tell Cookie to get
started on the gazpacho and the fondue."
11. "That's him! That's the yella-bellied varmint who shot my therapist!"
12. "He was a strong man, a good marshal, and I reckon he had a keen eye
for interior decoration."
13. "Hey, Buck, do these chaps make my ass look big?"
14. "It's like I keep tellin' ya, Earl: men is from Tombstone, women is
from Dodge."
15. "HANG HIM HIGH, BOYS!! ...Okay, now a little to the left... Oooh! Stop
right there. Perfect!"
