RebelCritter
Well-known member
HOW TO INTERPRET THE PERSONAL ADS:
WOMEN'S ADS
40-ish.....................49
Adventurer..........Slept with all your friends
Athletic.......................No breasts
Average looking.......Has a face like a basset hound Beautiful...................Pathological liar
Emotionally Secure...Medicated Feminist
Free spirit.................Junkie
Friendship first......Trying to live down reputation as a slut Fun.............................Annoying
Gentle...................... Comatose
Good Listener......... Borderline Autistic
New-Age..............All body hair, all the time
Old-fashioned............Lights out,missionary position only, no BJs
Open-minded............Desperate
Outgoing...............Loud and Embarrassing
Passionate................Sloppy drunk Poet....................Depressive Schizophrenic Professional..............Certified B**** Redhead....................Bad dye-job
Romantic............Looks better by candle light
Social.........Has been passed around like an hors d'oeuvres tray
Wants Soulmate........Stalker
Widow.......Drove first husband to shoot himself
Young at heart............Old bat
MEN'S ADS
40-ish.............52 and looking for 25-yr-old
Athletic.............. Watches a lot of NASCAR
Average looking....... Unusual hair growth on ears, nose, & back
Educated..............Will patronize the S*** out of you
Free Spirit.........Banging your sister
Friendship first...... As long as friendship involves nookie
Fun............Good with a remote and a six pack
Good looking.......... Arrogant
Very good looking..... Dumb as a board
Honest................ Pathological Liar Huggable.............Overweight, more body hair than a bear
Likes to cuddle.......Insecure mama's boy Mature................Older than your father
Open-minded........Wants to sleep with your roommate but she's not interested
Physically fit............Does a lot of 12-ounce curls
Poet.............Wrote ex-girlfriend's # on a bathroom stall
Sensitive............Cries at chick flicks
Very sensitive........Gay
Spiritual...........Got laid in a cemetry once
WOMEN'S ADS
40-ish.....................49
Adventurer..........Slept with all your friends
Athletic.......................No breasts
Average looking.......Has a face like a basset hound Beautiful...................Pathological liar
Emotionally Secure...Medicated Feminist
Free spirit.................Junkie
Friendship first......Trying to live down reputation as a slut Fun.............................Annoying
Gentle...................... Comatose
Good Listener......... Borderline Autistic
New-Age..............All body hair, all the time
Old-fashioned............Lights out,missionary position only, no BJs
Open-minded............Desperate
Outgoing...............Loud and Embarrassing
Passionate................Sloppy drunk Poet....................Depressive Schizophrenic Professional..............Certified B**** Redhead....................Bad dye-job
Romantic............Looks better by candle light
Social.........Has been passed around like an hors d'oeuvres tray
Wants Soulmate........Stalker
Widow.......Drove first husband to shoot himself
Young at heart............Old bat
MEN'S ADS
40-ish.............52 and looking for 25-yr-old
Athletic.............. Watches a lot of NASCAR
Average looking....... Unusual hair growth on ears, nose, & back
Educated..............Will patronize the S*** out of you
Free Spirit.........Banging your sister
Friendship first...... As long as friendship involves nookie
Fun............Good with a remote and a six pack
Good looking.......... Arrogant
Very good looking..... Dumb as a board
Honest................ Pathological Liar Huggable.............Overweight, more body hair than a bear
Likes to cuddle.......Insecure mama's boy Mature................Older than your father
Open-minded........Wants to sleep with your roommate but she's not interested
Physically fit............Does a lot of 12-ounce curls
Poet.............Wrote ex-girlfriend's # on a bathroom stall
Sensitive............Cries at chick flicks
Very sensitive........Gay
Spiritual...........Got laid in a cemetry once
