Step 1 Cash in your 401k use the money to buy cows
Step 2 Sell your house and buy a camp trailer use the extra money to buy cows.
Step 3 Start working overtime, use the money to pay for upkeep on the cows.
Step 4 Go to farm store and get a 80 page book on cattle. Now you know everything.
Step 5 Get second book this one on birds and bees. Realize you need a bull.
Step 6 Go to Salebarn look for guy with quick darting eyes and pointy mustasche ask him to sell you a bull.
Step 7 get second job because you need to buy another bull because guy in step 6 sold you one with a broken pecker.
Step 8 Go to courthouse file for divorce (when she finds out about steps 1 & 2 it will be inevitable).
Step 9 Go to store buy third book this one on calving to find out if 3 legs coming is a normal presentation.
Step 10 Sell cows and get a good job with a 401k
Repeat as needed
Step 2 Sell your house and buy a camp trailer use the extra money to buy cows.
Step 3 Start working overtime, use the money to pay for upkeep on the cows.
Step 4 Go to farm store and get a 80 page book on cattle. Now you know everything.
Step 5 Get second book this one on birds and bees. Realize you need a bull.
Step 6 Go to Salebarn look for guy with quick darting eyes and pointy mustasche ask him to sell you a bull.
Step 7 get second job because you need to buy another bull because guy in step 6 sold you one with a broken pecker.
Step 8 Go to courthouse file for divorce (when she finds out about steps 1 & 2 it will be inevitable).
Step 9 Go to store buy third book this one on calving to find out if 3 legs coming is a normal presentation.
Step 10 Sell cows and get a good job with a 401k
Repeat as needed