Hard Of Hearing

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Hard of Hearing???
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> > >> > An elderly gentleman of 85 feared his wife was
> > >> > getting hard of
> > >> > hearing. So one day he called her doctor to make an
> > >> > appointment to
> > >> > have her hearing checked.
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> > >> > The Doctor made an appointment for a hearing test in
> > >> > two weeks, and
> > >> > meanwhile, there's a simple informal test the
> > >> > husband could do to
> > >> > give the doctor some idea of the state of her
> > >> > problem.
> > >> >
> > >> > 'Here's what you do," said the doctor,"start out
> > >> > about 40 feet away
> > >> > from her, and in a normal conversational speaking
> > >> > tone see if she
> > >> > hears you.
> > >> >
> > >> > "If not, go to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on
> > >> > until you get a
> > >> > response."
> > >> > That evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking
> > >> > dinner, and he's
> > >> > in the living room.
> > >> >
> > >> > He says to himself, "I'm about 40 feet away, let's
> > >> > see what
> > >> > happens."
> > >> > Then in a normal tone he asks, 'Honey, what's for
> > >> > supper?"
> > >> >
> > >> > No response. So the husband moved to the other end
> > >> > of the room,
> > >> > about 30 feet from his wife and repeats, "Honey,
> > >> > what's for
> > >> > supper?"
> > >> >
> > >> > Still no response. Next he moves into the dining
> > >> > room where he is
> > >> > about 20 feet from his wife and asks, "Honey, what's
> > >> > for supper?"
> > >> >
> > >> > Again he gets no response. So he walks up to the
> > >> > kitchen door, only
> > >> > 10 feet away. "Honey, what's for supper?"
> > >> >
> > >> > Again there is no response. So he walks right up
> > >> > behind her.
> > >> > "Honey,
> > >> > what's for supper?"
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> > >> >
> > >> > (I just love this!)
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> > >> > The wife says, "Dad Gummit" Earl, for the fifth time
> > >> > .... we're having
> > >> > CHICKEN".
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