You can't out do a Texan
A man from Texas, driving a Volkswagen Beetle,
pulls up next to a guy in a Rolls Royce at a stop
sign. Their windows are open and he yells at the
guy in the Rolls, "Hey, you got a telephone in that
Rolls?"
The guy in the Rolls says, "Yes, of course I
do.."
"I got one too... see?" the Texan says.
"Uh, huh, yes, that's very nice."
"You got a fax machine?" asks the Texan.
"Why, actually, yes, I do."
"I do too! See? It's right here!" brags the
Texan.
The light is just about to turn green and the
guy in the Volkswagen says, "So, do you have a
double bed in back there?"
The guy in the Rolls replies, "NO! Do you?"
"Yep, got my double bed right in back here," the
Texan replies.
The light turns and the man in the Volkswagen
takes off.
Well, the guy in the Rolls is not about to be
one-upped, so he immediately goes to a customizing
shop and orders them to put a double bed in back of
his car.
About two weeks later, the job is finally done.
He picks up his car and drives all over town looking
for the volkswagen beetle with the Texas plates.
Finally, he finds it parked alongside the road, so
he pulls his Rolls up next to it.
The windows on the Volkswagen are all fogged up
and he feels somewhat awkward about it, but he gets
out of his newly modified Rolls and taps on the
foggy window of the Volkswagen.
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(It's ok... The joke is CLEAN.)
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The man in the Volkswagen finally opens the
window a crack and peeks out.
The guy with the Rolls says, "Hey, remember me?"
"Yeah, yeah, I remember you," replies the Texan,
"What's up?"
"Check this out...I got a double bed installed
in my Rolls."
"The Texan exclaims, "YOU GOT ME OUT OF THE
SHOWER TO TELL ME THAT?
A man from Texas, driving a Volkswagen Beetle,
pulls up next to a guy in a Rolls Royce at a stop
sign. Their windows are open and he yells at the
guy in the Rolls, "Hey, you got a telephone in that
Rolls?"
The guy in the Rolls says, "Yes, of course I
do.."
"I got one too... see?" the Texan says.
"Uh, huh, yes, that's very nice."
"You got a fax machine?" asks the Texan.
"Why, actually, yes, I do."
"I do too! See? It's right here!" brags the
Texan.
The light is just about to turn green and the
guy in the Volkswagen says, "So, do you have a
double bed in back there?"
The guy in the Rolls replies, "NO! Do you?"
"Yep, got my double bed right in back here," the
Texan replies.
The light turns and the man in the Volkswagen
takes off.
Well, the guy in the Rolls is not about to be
one-upped, so he immediately goes to a customizing
shop and orders them to put a double bed in back of
his car.
About two weeks later, the job is finally done.
He picks up his car and drives all over town looking
for the volkswagen beetle with the Texas plates.
Finally, he finds it parked alongside the road, so
he pulls his Rolls up next to it.
The windows on the Volkswagen are all fogged up
and he feels somewhat awkward about it, but he gets
out of his newly modified Rolls and taps on the
foggy window of the Volkswagen.
=======================
(It's ok... The joke is CLEAN.)
======================
The man in the Volkswagen finally opens the
window a crack and peeks out.
The guy with the Rolls says, "Hey, remember me?"
"Yeah, yeah, I remember you," replies the Texan,
"What's up?"
"Check this out...I got a double bed installed
in my Rolls."
"The Texan exclaims, "YOU GOT ME OUT OF THE
SHOWER TO TELL ME THAT?
