Favorite Sayings and One Liners

[mermill2]

Off with the old and on with the new.

Merry

 

[dun]

Pot calling the kettle black

 

[Calman]

Busy as a one arm paper hanger with fleas.
busy as a one legged man in a a$$ kicking contest.

Cal

 

[chrisy]

A new broom sweeps clean...
keep your friends close, and your enemies closer....

 

[Miss Daisy]

same shi*t different day
nothing suprises me anymore

these are the favorites of one of my bosses

 

[Calman]

After a night out.

You look like you were sent for, couldn't go and wasen't needed after you got there.

 

[icandoit]

After a night of hard drinkin:

I feel like somethin a coyote ate and sh*t off a cliff.

 

[MistyMorning]

Quiet here tonight, lost all the company today Best saying of the weekend:

My four year old Goddaughter is being carried into the house on Wed night. She was feeling a little shy and her Daddy says to her "Whos that Lady?" She responds "That's no Lady, that's just Joan" :shock:

Can't tell you how many times that little diddy got dredged up over the weekend :roll:

 

[mermill2]

Foolds rush in where wise men fear to tread.


Merry

 

[chrisy]

on pay day....'A fool and his money are soon parted'

 

[dun]

It's ahrd to soar with eagles when you work with turkeys

 

[L.A.]

If your not the lead dog,,the scenery never changes.

 

[mermill2]

A living dog is better than a dead lion.

Merry

 

[ROCK-N-W]

Don't be afraid to go out on a limb..............

That's where the fruit is

 

[Legacy38464]

Took a rocket ride thru the UGLY forrest and hit every tree.... :shock:

 

[ROCK-N-W]

Took a rocket ride thru the UGLY forrest and hit every tree....

Hey I resemble that remark!

 

[Legacy38464]

Took a rocket ride thru the UGLY forrest and hit every tree....

Hey I resemble that remark!

Me too thats where i heard it.. I guess I should have been offended, :lol:

 

[ROCK-N-W]

You look like New York City used your face fer a door mat!

 

[STARSIX]

He who hoots with the owls at night cant soar with the eagles in the morning

 

[nebraskadave]

the older the violin, the sweeter the music

just another day in paradise