Favorite Sayings and One Liners

[cow pollinater]

My two most common:
"Whatever blows your skirt up."
And, "off like a prom dress"

 

[cross_7]

My two most common:
"Whatever blows your skirt up."
And, "off like a prom dress"

Vanished like a virgin on prom night

 

[cross_7]

Another from my old boss when someone would complain

If it were easy I'd hire women and children

 

[ohiosteve]

When it's cold : "It's colder than a witches t!t."

When it's real cold : "It's colder than a dead witches t!t."

 

[ohiosteve]

Another from my old boss when someone would complain

If it were easy I'd hire women and children

Geez cross, I think I work for your old boss.

From my boss to anyone he sees running a piece of equipment below his high expectations:

"I was watching you run that track-hoe and I almost threw up."

 

[Nesikep]

one of my fav T shirts says "If I'd agree with you we'd both be wrong"

 

[Caustic Burno]

One of my favorite's I used to here from my Grandpa growing up.

Son if I tell you a pi$$ ant can pull a freight train buy a ticket the train is leaving the station.

 

[tripleBfarms]

Words that soak into your ears are whispered not yelled.

It dont take a very big person to carry a grudge.

Every path has a few puddles.
.
If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin

Good judgment comes from experience, and a lotta that comes from bad judgment.

Lettin the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier than puttin it back in

A man starts cutting his wisdom teeth the first time he bites off more than he can chew.

> Nothing makes a man more productive that the last minute.

>I started out with nothing and still have some of it left

 

[HDRider]

Lack of planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on mine...

 

[fitz]

A tongue doesn't weigh much but it takes a strong person to hold one.

 

[Angus Cowman]

Another from my old boss when someone would complain

If it were easy I'd hire women and children

I have used a version of that one a few times
I used to tell my guys "if it was easy I would hire women and children "

 

[Till-Hill]

I'm busyer than a one legged man at an A$$ kicking contest or than a 3 legged cat in a sandbox.

Grandpa to us boys when we just getting old enough to do things: Be good or be good at it.

 

[ragweed]

me and my brother often heard from mom. "better give your heart to god cause your a$$ is mine.

dont let your motor boat mouth overload your rowboat a$$.

not from mom. "i knew your mother shoud've swallowed.

 

[Bama]

One I say from time to time is "a person is only as smart as he realizes how dumb he is"

 

[greybeard]

"Better buy me another beer...
You're still ugly"