Favorite Sayings and One Liners

[Crowderfarms]

A Man said to me the other day (this is for real) "Crowder, you're a good Feller" "Sad part is there just aint demand no more for good Fellers"

Wondered what Ya'll can remember...

 

[VanC]

Two of my Dad's favorites were "Sht or get off the pot" and "He ain't got brains to pour pi$$ out of a boot with directions on the heel."

 

[jw]

I heard a man talking about what he told his kids once and thought it rather funny.

"I brought you into this world and I can take you out of it."

He would not do it, but I thought it amusing.

 

[Alice]

You couldn't find your a$$ with 40 hands...

Alice

 

[Jogeephus]

If brains were greese, you wouldn't have enough to fry a gnat.

 

[rockridgecattle]

"dumber than a sack of hammers"

 

[I luv herfrds]

You're such a smart a## you could sit on ice cream and tell what flavor it is.
Couldn't find your backside with both hands and a flash light.
My all time favorite two.

 

[Miss Daisy]

somebody pull out the 'book of caustic' lol

 

[Hippie Rancher]

You can't stomp a snake with both feet in the bucket. :tiphat: :lol:

 

[chrisy]

'If the two of you had a brain cell between you your'd be dangerous'

heard a Dad say this to his twins.

 

[Limomike]

"Wish in one hand and crap in the other and see which one fills up the fastest."

 

[shorty]

It's no use being dumb if you don't show it.

 

[Jogeephus]

Its sometimes better to keep your mouth shut and be thought a fool than to open it and remove all doubt.

 

[shutskytj]

That is as useless as tits on a bull

 

[warpaint]

Useless as a screendoor on a submarine, but don't knock it, it keeps the fish out!

 

[Jogeephus]

You'd make a better door than a window.

 

[flaboy]

He couldn't hit a bull in the a$$ with a banjo.

 

[dun]

Doesn;t have a pot to pee in or a window to throw it out of.
The more you stir it the more it stinks! (This to us kids when we would be really riding one of the other kids.)
A-hole to belly button, make the guy in front of you smile (boot camp)

 

[icandoit]

Your a good feller but you only have one bad habit.


Breathing

 

[mitch2]

Kick your brain in gear before your temper

Michele