Favorite Sayings and One Liners

[dun]

Just remembered one my dad dropped on me right after I had got mad and beat the crap out of the neighbor kid.
"A man is like a piece of steel, once he loses his damper he;s no d.... good"

 

[flaboy]

Champagne taste on a beer budget.

Don't let your alligator mouth overload your humming bird a$$.

 

[Alice]

Daddy used to say "He needs that like a hog needs a side saddle."

Alice

 

[samm]

my kids would roll thier eyes at me when i would say to them..

"can't never could"

 

[CKC1586]

One of my Dad's:
A fartin horse never tires, a windy man is the man to hire.

 

[f150fatboy]

I've heard Dad say this about some of his helpers "I'd just assume have a good step ladder!"

f150fatboy

 

[Chuckie]

"Emptier than last year's bird nest."

Chuckie

 

[john250]

Happier than a kitten on a warm brick.

 

[warpaint]

"Beans, Beans, good fer your heart, the more you eat, the more, you" oh well ya'll can figger it out !!!

 

[fit2btied]

Had a boss in the mines that always told us "You do good work. You just don't do enough of it!"

 

[mermill2]

A watched pot never boils.

 

[Miss Daisy]

"Beans, Beans, good fer your heart, the more you eat, the more, you" oh well ya'll can figger it out !!!

Beans, beans the magical fruit, the more you eat the more you toot!!! :help:

 

[flaboy]

While we are on the gas backfires..... It is better to burp and taste it rather than toot and waste it.

 

[old_cowboy]

old too soon....smart too late

 

[ALACOWMAN]

and ol' feller used to say when one of us kids would blow money on something....might as well have shoved it in a hogs ass and hollar sueeeee!!

 

[alabama]

If it was easy, they would have women and children doing it.

Given time, patience, and perseverance, you can stretch a cat's ass over a barrel.

It is better to fart and bear the shame than hold it in and bear the pain.

He is hornyer than a two-petered Billy goat.



she is hotter than a 2 doller pistol.

 

[flaboy]

A boat is a hole in the water in which to throw money into.

 

[CUZ]

One from Dad - Fools names like fools faces are often seen in public places.

One from a different source - She lives so far back in the sticks the owls "mate" the chickens in the day time.

 

[Green Creek]

Good friends are like diamonds, precious and rare; false friends are like autumn leaves, found everywhere.

 

[MistyMorning]

While we are on the gas backfires..... It is better to burp and taste it rather than toot and waste it.

Hmmm...... Old Goat or Old Fart or both? :roll: