Dumbest Thing That Has Happened To You

[jka300]

I just leaving a field that I finished harrowing yesterday when suddenly the tractor started to bark like i was pulling a plow behind. I couldn't figure it out, thats until I looked behind me and saw that my harrow set was missing 2 of its wheels! So there I was stuck in the middle of the road with this puzzling situation. Anyway I found the calpret that broke the wheels off, it was about 4 inch rock. Both tires must have drove over it. But what really bugs me is that the day before I through that very rock over to the side of the road so that I wouldn't drive over it. I guess it showed me!!

 

[TexasSimmentals]

Well the dumbest thing that has happend to me................
My sister, cousin, and I were playing on the hay bales and we pushed one out a little and my lil sis and lil cousin pushed it down the hill........me (being blonde and all I guess) decied "O, I should stop the bale" so I jumped on top of the bale as it was rolling down the hill.............it rolled over me about 2...3 times at the most. When I was able to see clearly I was under the bale and when I stood up I took about 3 very wabbly steps and fell..........I layed there for a second or two.....by the time I woke up my father had me in the house.........I was ok, just a few cuts but nothing bad......I just felt REALLY stupid......trying to stop a hay bale that was WAY bigger than I was...... :dunce: :dunce: :dunce: :dunce: :dunce: :dunce: :dunce: :dunce:

 

[TREY-L]

Right now the count is up to 1,285,651, but for times sake I'll tell about the latest one.

I was heading out to feed a calf a bottle about 2 weeks ago on a rainy night after my normal 12 hour shift at work. I was taking a short cut under an aluminum hot wire and I raised up a little too early and the hot wire caught me square on top of the head. I went blank there for a second, and everything I could see turned to white. After regaining consciousness and rolling from the face down position in the mud, I tried to remember where I was and why I was wet and exactly how it was that I had acquired a mouthful of grit. I momentarily looked for the bowling ball that I thought had dropped on my head, and when I found the bottle instead, I finally remembered what I was doing. :???:

 

[cowgirl_telly_369]

Being the blonde that I am, I went out to feed the heifers, decided I could just climb the mesh fence and then climb onto the panels as they are right against the fence, rather than walking down to the gate and going through it. I poured the feed, then climb back over, go to jump off backwards, and forgot that I still had to pull my leg out of the smooth wire that's connected there. To say the least, I jumped, without pulling my leg out, and managed to land on my rear. Needless to say, I was very glad I was the only person out there that day, but I managed to laugh at myself before inspecting the bruise and very lovely scar it's leaving me

 

[angie1]

After regaining consciousness and rolling from the face down position in the mud, I tried to remember where I was and why I was wet and exactly how it was that I had acquired a mouthful of grit, and when I found the bottle instead, I finally remembered what I was doing. :???:

This part sounds familiar anyhow..... :lol2:

 

[TREY-L]

After regaining consciousness and rolling from the face down position in the mud, I tried to remember where I was and why I was wet and exactly how it was that I had acquired a mouthful of grit, and when I found the bottle instead, I finally remembered what I was doing. :???:

This part sounds familiar anyhow..... :lol2:

AHHHH, Memories........Good times......Good times. :nod:

 

[ga. prime]

Not the dumbest thing ever but the dumbest thing yesterday was when I was driving around a field and the left front wheel fell in a foxhole that was hidden by some weeds and grass. That wasn't the dumb part. I walked 1/2 a mile to get a tractor to pull the truck out. I cranked the truck and put it in neutral. Pulled it out and away from the hole 5 or 6 feet with the tractor. Backed the tractor out of the way and parked it. Put the truck in drive and drove back in the foxhole.

 

[kscowboy]

coming down the slight incline from my pasture onto the blacktop I have discovered that tractors will not go forward with the bale spike stuck into the road , whoda thunk it ? :cowboy:

 

[angus9259]

the smartest thing would be a shorter list

 

[dun]

I oerformed a real dumb move this morning. Eating 4 hard boiled eggs before spending a full day bounding around in an ecnlosed tractor cab is not a good idea.

 

[Txwalt]

I oerformed a real dumb move this morning. Eating 4 hard boiled eggs before spending a full day bounding around in an ecnlosed tractor cab is not a good idea.

THAT, made me laugh out loud. :lol2:

Walt

 

[Txwalt]

Tried to fart but pooped myself. I wasn't alone either.

Walt

Now you know why I always complain. Top that one!

 

[larryshoat]

I can't top that Walt, but I ran my 4 wheeler out of gas lat night about as far away from the barn as I could get .

Larry

 

[Txwalt]

I also had a cow poop on my head once.

Walt

 

[Victoria]

Tried to fart but pooped myself. I wasn't alone either.

Walt

Now you know why I always complain. Top that one!

Where is the EWWW emoticon when you need him????
I don't think that one can be topped. :shock:

 

[Gelbvieh 5]

Tried to fart but pooped myself. I wasn't alone either.

Walt

Now you know why I always complain. Top that one!

You forgot the rule of 55

After age 55 you; never trust a fart___never pass a bathroom-------and NEVER EVER waste an_______(opportunity.

 

[angie1]

I oerformed a real dumb move this morning. Eating 4 hard boiled eggs before spending a full day bounding around in an ecnlosed tractor cab is not a good idea.

What? I don't get it........?
Guy thing maybe?

 

[CKC1586]

I oerformed a real dumb move this morning. Eating 4 hard boiled eggs before spending a full day bounding around in an ecnlosed tractor cab is not a good idea.

What? I don't get it........?
Guy thing maybe?

...formation of noxious gas.... ;-)

 

[Earl Thigpen]

I oerformed a real dumb move this morning. Eating 4 hard boiled eggs before spending a full day bounding around in an ecnlosed tractor cab is not a good idea.

:lol: :lol: :lol: It coulda been worse. It coulda been pickled eggs and beer!

 

[KNERSIE]

Had to replace a part of the cable leading to the TV antenna (before the days of satelite dishes) and didn't have enough hands so I place the dead end in my mouth to keep it out of the mud.

Continued to attach the replacement cable and wanted to keep that in my mouth also while I worked on the first end (that was already in my mouth) without taking the other end out first. Needless to say my tongue completed the circuit, the next time I unplugged the cable completely before working on it again.