Dress code

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Dec 28, 2003
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Many of us "Old Folks" (those over 40) are quite confused about how we should present ourselves.

We're unsure about the kind of image we are projecting and whether or not we are correct as we
try to conform to current fashions.

Despite what you may have seen on the streets, the following combinations DO NOT go together
and should be avoided:

1. A nose ring and bifocals

2. Spiked hair and bald spots

3. A pierced tongue and dentures

4. Miniskirts and support hose

5. Ankle bracelets and corn pads

6. Speed-os and cellulite

7. A belly button ring and a gall bladder surgery scar

8. Unbuttoned disco shirts and a heart monitor

9. Midriff shirts and a midriff bulge

10. Bikinis and liver spots

11. Short shorts and varicose veins

12. In-line skates and a walker

13. Thongs and Depends

Please keep these basic guidelines foremost in your mind when you
shop or go to those senior dinner specials
9. Midriff shirts and a midriff bulge

I'd like to add stretch marks to that list.

Also I saw quite a large woman wearing hip hugger jeans the other day. Everytime she took a step, her butt cheeks looked like they were trying to climb out of her pants.

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