A little girl asks her mother, "Mom, may I take the dog for a walk around the block?"
The mom replies, "No, because the dog is in heat."
"What does that mean?" asks the child.
"Go ask your father. I think he's in the garage."
The little girl went to the garage and asks her father, "Dad, may I take Susie for a walk around the block? I asked Mom, but she said that Susie was in heat, and that I should come talk to you."
Dad replies, "Bring Susie over here." He takes a rag, soaks it with gasoline, scrubs the dog's rear-end with it and says, "Okay, you can go now, but keep Susie on the leash and only go one time around the block." The little girl leaves, and returns a few minutes later with no dog on the leash.
Dad asks, "Where is Susie?"
The little girl says, "She will be here in a minute, she ran out of gas about halfway down the block and another dog is pushing her home."
The mom replies, "No, because the dog is in heat."
"What does that mean?" asks the child.
"Go ask your father. I think he's in the garage."
The little girl went to the garage and asks her father, "Dad, may I take Susie for a walk around the block? I asked Mom, but she said that Susie was in heat, and that I should come talk to you."
Dad replies, "Bring Susie over here." He takes a rag, soaks it with gasoline, scrubs the dog's rear-end with it and says, "Okay, you can go now, but keep Susie on the leash and only go one time around the block." The little girl leaves, and returns a few minutes later with no dog on the leash.
Dad asks, "Where is Susie?"
The little girl says, "She will be here in a minute, she ran out of gas about halfway down the block and another dog is pushing her home."
