I really screwed up, one time. Her sisters came to visit. Then they wanted to go shopping.I made that mistake once ! Been married 44 yrs and dated through high and college . So I hope I've learned a little along the way about this female. I've bought wrong sizes , wrong colors , etc . Now I give her the money or take her shopping and make her buy her own .
Ya gotta do what ya gotta do
Always suspected as much
I have a Heinz dog. 57 different varietiesI accidentally got ketchup in my eyes. Now I have heinz sight.
I bet you named him "Red".I have a Heinz dog. 57 different varieties
I rarely find myself in stores, but when I do, I always whistle and slap my leg. That distracts the ladies just enough for me to grab the last ham and cranberry sauce.
When you get tired in the store, just rest quietly on a bench, and when someone sits down on the same bench, after a minute, just look over and whisper "Did you bring the ransom money?"I rarely find myself in stores, but when I do, I always whistle and slap my leg. That distracts the ladies just enough for me to grab the last ham and cranberry sauce.
I suspect if that don't work, and they try to get too fresh, then toss your boots and whip out the toenail clippers,
I cabbaged on to this idea from Murray, and although I've not fully vetted in an operational capacity, I'm fairly certain I could get the last of anything after people see my toes.