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I got carded at a liquor store, and my Blockbuster card accidentally fell out.

The cashier said never mind


I always carry a stone in my pocket to throw at people that sing or play Christmas music before Thanksgiving. It's my Jingle Bell Rock.

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Up above, the post about old age/Rolling Stones/Kidney stones...
Rolling Stones just released a new 'album' hackney diamonds and announced they're going back on tour next year.....considering their age, (Mick Jagger is 80) it is not surprising who their sponsor for at least the concert in Houston is.
The "Stones Tour '24 Hackney Diamonds" sponsored by AARP is set to kick off April 28, 2024 at NRG Stadium in Houston, Texas, with stops in Las Vegas, Glendale, East Rutherford, Seattle, Foxboro, Orlando, Atlanta, Philadelphia, Cleveland, Denver, Chicago, Vancouver, Los Angeles and Santa Clara.
 
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