Daily Chuckle

[gman4691]

I got the words "jacuzzi" and "yakuza" mixed up. Now I'm in hot water with the Japanese mafia.

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
Because they lactose.

You matter...until you multiply yourself by the speed of light...then you energy.

 

[Travlr]

had to chuckle

I wish we could copy and paste from this site. I have some people that need to see that.

 

[greybeard]

I wish we could copy and paste from this site. I have some people that need to see that.

It's so easy a caveman can do it..

 

[Ouachita]

It's so easy a caveman can do it..

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Is that you on the far side?

 

[4hfarms]

Those kind of chairs do not like me. We aren't compatible, or maybe it's the combination with alcohol, but they were donated to Salvation Army.

I don't think one ever kept all its legs around here.

Usually ended up as far from the porch as it would go!

 

[Warren Allison]

We have 12 Corriente heifers in this new bunch, that will be 15 months old in May. I think I am going to breed them with this bull

 

[GoWyo]

We have 12 Corriente heifers in this new bunch, that will be 15 months old in May. I think I am going to breed them with this bull
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Team ropers won't be able to catch them.

 

[Warren Allison]

Team ropers won't be able to catch them.

I am thinking he might get our average 6 mos weaning weight up from 500lbs to near 600!! LOL

 

[Twisted]

 

[Chuckie]

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YES!!!!!!!!!

 

[Chuckie]

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I think my Dad wrote these.....I am not sure if I can finish the list off and not get kicked off the forum.

 

[Chuckie]

We have 12 Corriente heifers in this new bunch, that will be 15 months old in May. I think I am going to breed them with this bull
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The girls won't be able to get away from him, that's for sure. He has the legs to play follow the leader. Goodness, he must have Chianina and Angus and giraffe.

 

[greybeard]

The girls won't be able to get away from him, that's for sure. He has the legs to play follow the leader. Goodness, he must have Chianina and Angus and giraffe.

on facebook. 2GTHRchianina, 5j, harvey creek chianina

 

[Ouachita]

The girls won't be able to get away from him, that's for sure. He has the legs to play follow the leader. Goodness, he must have Chianina and Angus and giraffe.

I was thinking Clydesdale

 

[Warren Allison]

 

[SBMF 2015]

 

[SBMF 2015]

 

[Nesikep]

don't look 10mm (10mm= just over 3/8") and don't appear to be 3/8 drive either.

Just because I'm an ass, I'd fill that machine with 9mm sockets.. I mean I have enough of the darned things I could do it too

 

[Nesikep]

This guy has a lot of good cowboy stories, and some that make you wonder if they were events that happened or imagined..

 

[CowboyRam]

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Ben Roberts brand was a B reverse B, and according to dad it look like a big bug on the side of the cow, and it took up the whole side of the cow. They called his ranch the Bug ranch. One time they were in the bar in Powder River and someone came in for directions. I just turned out that is was Ben's turn to buy a round, and that meant everyone. This guy said he didn't want one, but ole Ben said, everybody drinks. I guess that guy drank his and was gone. Other time he just got back from the doctor, and was not supposed to drink, he was reminded of that that and he said he was just checking to see if the doctor was lying. He must of been quite a character.