MO_cows
Well-known member
Don't know the difference between your azz and a hole in the ground.
Can't find your backside with both hands.
Colder than a witch's tit.
Not really country, but I like this one that my son the volunteer firefighter put on his truck:
Heaven doesn't want me, and hell's afraid I'll put it out!
Can't find your backside with both hands.
Colder than a witch's tit.
Not really country, but I like this one that my son the volunteer firefighter put on his truck:
Heaven doesn't want me, and hell's afraid I'll put it out!